"I'm Super! Thanks for asking!"
"Oh, my carrot cake!"
ON TYPES OF ANIMALS AT BIG GAY AL'S
"We have all sorts of gay animals here at Big Gay Al's. Over here we have a gay lion. And we have gay water buffalo, gay hummingbirds- Here's a gaggle of gay gooses!"
ON THE BIG GAY BOAT RIDE
"Hello everyone and welcome aboard the Big Gay Boat Ride. On this adventure, we'll be seeing the world of gayness throughout history."
"You see, Gayness has existed since the beginning of time, from the Egyptian Pharohs, to the Shoguns of Japan."
"Oh OH! Look out!! It's the oppressors! Chrsitians and Republicans and Nazies! OH MY!"
SONG SUNG ON BIG GAY BOAT RIDE
"We're all gay and it's OK! Cause gay means happy and happy means gay! We're not sad anymore cause we're out the closet door! It's OK to be gay!"
