Donīt answer the door

Donīt hide in the closet


Donīt just stand there

Donīt go back in the house

Donīt trip


Donīt answer the phone

Donīt ask, "Whoīs there?"

Donīt have sex

Donīt drink or do drugs

Donīt say, "Iīll be Right Back"

And never, ever, under any circumstances, SCREAM....