What Is THIS?
Simple. The Borg Webpage Protector is similar to the many "Web Pets" in that you send your request for one, then display it proudly on your page. However, this is not a sissy "Web Pet". This is a high-tech, kick @$$ Borg. It will stand guard against all unwanted intruders, prepaired to destroy them quickly and effectivley. Best of all, each Borg Webpage Protector is SERIAL NUMBERED, with its own collective ID number.
What could be better than that? Its FREE.
So if you want a Borg Webpage Protector, fill out this form now!
You're Borg Webpage Protector will be sent to you shortly. A link to
http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Vault/7900
would be VERY appreciated with the image you will recieve. And remember, this image looks best inside of a table border!