"If one person calls you a duck, you can ignore it. If three people call you a duck, you'd better start quacking." (such sage advice. wax on, wax off...)
"I got Rahda the perfect Christmas present."
"A baby?"
"Yeah, I'm pregnant!"
"Really?! Cool!"
-Andy and Vyn (call the zoo!)
"She doesn't pass gas, she dumps it." (in reference to a classmate who contantly farts in class)
"I AM CAPTIAN EASY-MAC!" (his newest hat is an Easy-Mac box)