"Eww! Smell these! They smell like corn chips!!"
-Melinda (the smell of her shoes)
"Oh, son of a land yacht!"
-Reythe's Dad (yelling at some guy who cut in front of them in traffic)
"EEEEEEEK! *throws a shoe and MISSES!*"
-BabyJenks (trying to kill a scorpion)
"Sneeze guards only work when you're standing up."
-Jeda (spreading communicable diseases)
"Hmmm....Frank....Ball Park Franks....they plump when you cook 'em..."
-Alesha (just musing)
"Ugh, these are the most uncivilized, ungodly people! All they do is drink and play in the mud! I swear they spring up from that hole they play in!"
-Andy's Mom (talking about mudbogging rednecks)
"Nothing says 'I love you' more than leather! Nothing says 'spank me' more than leather!"
-A lady vendor at the Medieval Faire
"Quiet you! I just fed you!"
-Jeda (her tummy was being a pain)
"Hi. I'm going to bust a cap in your ass."
-Jamie (showing off that "southern charm" the northerners hear so much about)
"Oh yeah, there's a whole lot of komodos in the cornfield..."
-Gisela (why horror movies usually don't make much sense)