NEW The Ralph Wiggum Anthem! (RA file...the song is "Self Esteem" by the Offspring)
NEW Ralph: "I bent my wookie!"
NEW Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
NEW Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
NEW Ralph: "So the doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
NEW Ralph: "I don't have a red crayon. I ate it."
NEW Ralph: "That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
Homer asks the eternal queation: "Where's the Anykey?"
Apu pretends not to speak English
Apu: "Silly customer! You cannot harm a Twinkie!"
The "Cletus, the Slack-jawed Yokel" Theme Song
Mr.Burns' Famous "Excellent..."
Homer singing "The Little Spanish Flea"
Homer: "MMM...Forbidden Donut..."
Homer teases Apu about his religion
Homer tries to pick up a nasty letter that Bart sent to Mr. Burns on mistake
Homer: "Jump, Free Willy! Jump with all your might!"
Bart and Lisa raise the dead, but the car's okay
From 1997's "Treehouse of Horror":The Fox Censor opening
The Simpsons' theme song (MIDI)
Apu: "Hey, look who's here, everybody!"
Homer: "There's no easy way to say this, kids: God hates us."
Homer: "Ice Cream Man! Ice Cream Man!"
Ralph: "I heard you dad went into a restaurant..."
Homer getting "Here Comes Santa Claus" and "Jingle Bells" confused
Milhouse got "Tickle Me Krusty" for Christmas
Cletus calling his 26 kids (very funny)
Lisa: "Dad, my concience is bothering me..."
Homer: "Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville, popualtion: YOU!"
Homer: "I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer..."
NEW!Lisa: "But, Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting!"
NEW!Homer: "Woo-hoo! Four day weekend!"
NEW!Operator: "I'm sorry, the fingers you have used to dial with are too fat..."
Moe taking a lie detector test
Homer: "HAHAHAHA! HE DROPPED HIS NOTES!"
Homer: "But Marge, you being a cop makes you the man of the house..."
Homer: "And how much is this free weekend?"
All Simpsons sounds and characters are ©1998 20th Century Fox, and created by Matt Groening.
Get your own Free Home Page