"You bent my book!"
"You broke my CD Player!"
"You sunk my battleship!"
-Dru, Spacebrak, and Vyn
"Malaria? You don't have malaria! Get your ass to school!"
"Hmm. Electronic Chess."
"Yeah...two kids and a foreign exchange student."
"There are so many flies in the room..."
"You know, now that I think about it, I'm more like Jack and you're more like Ralph..."
"How do you suppose the Pac-Man's have kids? They're just circles with mouths!"
"Mr. Rogers is teaching us how to make orange juice. Lady Elaine is giving everyone free orange juice. Mr. Rogers doesn't get any orange juice. Maybe that's why he's so sad."
"Yeah, now I can finally play with myself....CHESS! CHESS! I can play CHESS with myself!"
"Uh-huh..."
"Yeah, Dru's an exchange student!"
"What are you talking about, Habib?"
-Vyn and Spacebrak
"Turn the light off and they'll go away."
"Now they're all at the tv!"
"Turn the tv off and they'll go away."
"Yeah, that's what they want you to think. When you turn the tv off, they'll still all be flying around...zoom, zoom! And then, they all get in their own little groups, and it becomes Lord of the Flies...and Dru's Piggy, and you're Jack, and I'm Ralph..."
-Spacebrak and Vyn (maniacal raving runs in the family)