"I will NOT be quoted! *throws an M&M*" (when asked for a QB contribution by Vyn)
"*rings windchimes* Hello boys and girls..." (at DreamZone)
"What?! No teapots?! I'm outta here!" (a saleslady was eavesdropping on our converation about Dr. Seuss teapots in the mall. They apparently didn't have any in stock, so she decided to interject. That's okay, Rah already has one, so we'll go use hers if we really want one that bad...)
"I want Skittles."
"I want a bulldozer!"
-Vyx and Vyn (the onslaught of new freshmen at school brought overcrowded hallways as a constant annoyance our senior year)
"It's our right to wear ugly socks!"
-Vyx and Vyn (The Ugly Sock Campaign)
"Hey Vyx, what's the difference between corduroy and velour?"
"They're like potato chips....velour are the regular ones and corduroy are the ridgy ones."
-Vyn and Vyx (junk food afficionados exraordinaire)
"EEEEEEEK! *wham!*"
-Vyn and Vyx (slamming our heads on our desks in synchronicity)
"Oooh, it has the consistency of a warm loogie..." (peach cobbler in Comp)
"Hey Mr. Intern Guy, how do you spell 'loogie'?" (for the record, he didn't know.)
"Why was God mad at Satan?"
"Because he popped a cop in O-town 'cuz he wouldn't give him
his props, yo.....I dunno, I heard that somewhere..."
-Sheffy and Vyx ("Paradise Lost" can be fun...)
"Why aren't you guys here yet??"
"Dear, we're primping for you! Oh wait, you're gay!"
-Balth and Vyx (why Balthasarr shouldn't complain about us being late)