Why does Spock have pointed ears?? He's a clever devil.
StarTrekJokes.com Nelix & Kes
| KES | Super Nice-Hot |
| Nelix | Nice-Warm |
| Tuvok | Ok-So So |
| Paris | Playboy-Cool |
| Sezka | Murderer-Ice Cold |
STAR TREK JOKES!
1.Why not replace Seven
with a new Borg woman? Perfect 10!
2. Janeway reduced Paris to ensign, guess he can't order old Harry around! 3. Tuvix 1/2 the intelligence of Tuvok, Twice as annoying as Nelix! 4. Harry Dim finally gets a girlfriend. Juss kiddin' 5. "BORG Sounds Swedish, well, Seven looks Swedish. Maybe she should marry Bjorn BORG! Details at Seven! 6. Nelix 007 learns to cook! license to grill.... 7. Of 9 Heaven is mine. Why is Holodoc crazy? Nelix is getting on his nerves!
Worst hairstyle? Captain Janeway!
New Joke! Why did KES return! She wanted to kill Nelix!
Nelix is now trying to kill the Borg by boring them to death. hahaha,His backup plan is to feed them his "culinary delights".
Its HERE!. Internet comic book RESCUE.
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EXTREMELY Thin Books!
Nelix? My delicious recipes.
Sezka!
Loyalty! Seven From Heaven My fun times with the BORG!
Harry Dim.
How to get girlfriends! Bel from Hell? Nice things I like to say!
Cap'n Jane.
Hairstyles! PHATkotay? How to lose weight fast!
Kes!
Rough language I use! Tuvok!
Emotions! HoloDoc!
Charm!
Nelix 007 - License to GRILL!
BORG Jokes
Han Solo Vs Jim Kirk
Time-Warp!
Harry Dim
Captain Kirk asks the eternal question.
Get a Job.
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