Two men, dressed in black, pale-skinned, and stiff, arrive at your door, asking to be let in. With no hesitation, you let them into your home. They proceed to act strangely, doing things like eating cigarettes and stabbing pencils into their ears, acting as if nothing was wrong. They ask a series of questions about that "Light" that you saw in the sky, even though you haven't told anyone yet. When asked for I.D., they flash cards by your face just fast enough that you can't read them, and insist that they are from the "Air Force". They then threaten you in a "old gangster movie" style, saying things like; "If you talk, you'll really regret it." and: "If you want to keep your family safe, you will forget everything you saw here today". They then walk out the front door, and mysteriously vanish. A wave of nausea floods you, and you can't sleep soundly from that day on. Here at Thrill Ride Productions®, we believe that these "Real MIB" are somewhat similar to their "Dis-information Tactic"(Hollywood Movie) versions. They never work under the public eye (They harass their subjects when no one else is around to observe). One main difference is that they rarely resort to actual violence. They are rarely (at most) seen with weapons, and they seem to have strange or supernatural powers (Mind reading, telepathy, telekinesis, dimentional warp control, and other assorted kookiness). The "Dis-info" Film would like you to believe that the MIB's are here to keep universal peace. Ha. We believe they are here for a much sinister reason. While that reason is not entirely clear to us, it has to be bad. With all those weird powers, they have to be up to no good. If you encounter any such "Real MIB" (Or just want to tell me a neat story) don't hesitate to contact me. Wugmanmax@hotmail.com
