Season 1
The Pilot
Scene: When Scully and Mulder first meet.
Mulder: Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted.
Mulder: Oh, isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded.
Mulder: I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me.
Scully: The answers are there you just have to know where to look for them.
Mulder: That's why they put the "I" in FBI.
Scene: The coffin Mulder and Scully lifted out of the grave rolled down the hill and cracked open. Mulder opens it and looks at a very small corpse
Mulder: It's probably a safe bet Ray Salms never made the Varsity Basketball team.
Scene: A knock on the hotel room door.
Scully: Who is it?
Mulder: Steven Speilburg.
Deep Throat
Scully: Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned --
Mulder: OOH! If you were that stoned *what*?
Mulder: Tell me I'm crazy.
Scully: Mulder. You're crazy.
SPACE
Mulder: ...to deny us evidence
Scully: Evidence of what?
Mulder: Alien civilization
Scully: Oh, of course.
Mulder: Didn't you ever want to be an astronaut when you were growing up?
Scully: I must have missed that phase.
Mulder: You have to admit, that was exciting. Mission Control and all.
Scully: Yeah, ranks right up there with getting a pony and learning to braid my own hair.
SQUEEZE
Colton: So Mulder, what do you think? Does this look like the work of little green men?
Mulder: Grey.
Colton: Excuse me?
Mulder: Grey. You said green men. The reticulant skin tone is actually grey. They're notorious for there extraction of terrestrial human livers. Due to iron depletion in the Reticulan galaxy.
Colton: You can't be serious?
Mulder: Do you have any idea what liver and onions go for in Reticula?
Scully: Oh, God, Mulder. It smells like... I think it's bile.
Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?
Scene: Mulder talking softly to Scully
Mulder: Do you find me spooky?
MIRACLE MAN
Scene: Scully rinsing a lung off in a sink.
Scully: Mulder, take a look at this.
Mulder: Do I have to?
Scully: You've got that look on your face, Mulder.
Mulder: What look is that?
Scully: The kind where when you've forgotten your keys and you're trying to figure out how to get back in the house.
Mulder: Remember the boy did rise from the dead. That kind of thing happens only once or twice every 2000 years or so.
FALLEN ANGEL
Scene: Inside Mulder's trashed hotel room
Scully: What's going on?
Mulder: Looks like housekeeping hasn't been here yet.
Deep Throat: Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.
JERSEY DEVIL
Scene: Mulder reading a magazine
Scully: Working hard, Mulder?
Mulder: (indicating to centerfold) This woman claims to have been taken aboard a space ship and held in an anti-gravity chamber without food and water for three days.
Scully: (Looking sideways at magazine) Antigravity's right.
Scully: I have a date.
Mulder: Can you cancel?
Scully: Unlike you Mulder, I would like to have a life.
Mulder: I have a life!
SHADOWS
Mulder: Hey Scully, do you believe in an afterlife?
Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.
MIB: If any inquiry is made about this meeting, we request full denial.
Mulder: I'd say you people already suffer from full denial.
Mulder: You may be right.
Scully: Wait. You think *I'm* right?
Mulder: Do you realize how hard it is to fake your own death? Only one person has pulled it off, Elvis.
Mulder: I would never lie; I willfully participate in a campaign of misinformation.
GHOST IN THE MACHINE
Scully: So why did you two go your separate ways?
Mulder: I'm a pain in the ass to work with.
Scully: No, seriously.
Mulder: You mean I'm NOT a pain in the ass to work with.
FIRE
Scully: Oh, I forgot what it was like to spend a day in court.
Mulder: That's one of the luxuries of hunting down aliens and genetic mutants. You rarely get to press charges.
E.B.E.
Langley: Is this your skeptical partner?
Frohike: She's hot.
Byers: You don't believe that the CIA, threatened by a loss of power and funding, because of the collapse of the cold war, wouldn't dream of having the old enemy back?
Scully: I think you give the government too much credit. I mean, the government can't control the deficit or manage crime, what makes you think they can plan and execute such an elaborate conspiracy?
Frohike: She *is* hot.
Byers: Vladamir Cherernofski, the leader of the Russian Social Democrats, is being put into power by the most heinous and evil force of the twentieth century.
Byers: That's why we like you Mulder, your ideas are weirder than ours.
Scully: The truth is out there, but so are lies.
Scully: Those are the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don't know how you could think what they say is remotely plausible.
Mulder: I think its remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.
Mulder: I tied up an air phone for three hours. I don't speak Japanese, but I think some businessman told me to stick a piece of sushi where the sun don't shine.
Darkness Falls
Scene: Mulder and Scully looking at a picture of 30 or so loggers
Mulder: Rugged manly men in the full bloom of their manhood.
Scully: Right, what am I looking for?
Mulder: Anything unusual, unlikely, unexplainable...boyfriend?
ERLENMEYER FLASK
Scene: Scully holding up a Erlenmeyer flask full of odd-colored liquid
Scully: OK Mulder, but I'm warning you. If this is monkey pee, you're on your own.
Deep Throat: Calling it a night Mr. Mulder?
Mulder: My mother usually likes me home before the street lights come on.
Scully: I should know by now to trust your instincts.
Mulder: Why? Nobody else does.
MIB: Your cellular phone has been ringing off the hook.
Mulder: I'm a popular guy. Why don't you answer it for me.
MIB: Oh, I don't like talking on the phone. I have this thing about unsecured lines.
Scene: Deep Throat dying in Scully's arms
Deep Throat: Trust.....Trust no one.