"License...and registration please!! HeehehHAhaha!"
"Urm, what for?"
"You...heHEAhahahAHah...were going 40 miles over the speed limit...heheeeHEhaaHAHahah!!"
"But... By Primus! A 500 dollar fine??!"
"HEeeEehAHAHAHAhaHAhaEheheEHEehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Loveable Shark That I Am"
Sing along now ...
Who's the biggest flounder in town?
What Shark can pound you into the ground?
Sky Byte, that's me!
Who can sing and read haiku?
Who can then slap ya like a fool?
Sky Byte, that's me!
Megatron loves me, I know it's true.
Just have to beat those Autobot fools ... who?
Sky Bye, that's me!
First I had to deal with those Predy idiots ...
And then Scourge came and really messed me up! Who?
Sky Byte, that's me!
I'm looking soon to take over the world ...
Then beat Scourge and those Decepticons into cyber ... turds.
And then ... Megatron will finally be pleased with me ...
Skyyyyyyy Byyyyyyyte, thattttttt's meeeeeee!
The End with LOL. :)
PART I
PARAKREET
Maximal
Function: Annoyance
Quote:
"Five minutes around me and you'll wish you were dead."
After suffering one defeat after another at the hands of Megatron and his Transmetal II creations, Optimus Primal decided to give life to the most nightmarish fusion of flesh and Cybertronian technology ever, Parakreet! Covered in organic feathers from head -to-toe, Parakreet seems innocent enough in beast mode, but it's an illusion that evaoprates quickly after even the briefest encounters by any Predacon who's unfortunate enough to encounter him. If ignored for the slightest of moments, Parakreet will emit a sonic screech that seems to eminate from nowhere and everywhere at once. The sonic screech can last for MegaCycles, driving any Predacon to the Pit within a very short amount of time indeed. Additionally, Parakreet possesses the uncanny ability to land on a Predacon and not be shrugged off. As even Tripredacus once said:
"That damn thing perched on me once for days. I've never seen a singular bot with that much strength!"
In robot mode, Parakreet's feet detach and elongate to form deadly hybrid knives/swords. Parakreet is at his most dangerous when Predacons dare fly over his head, a feat which enrages the territorial Maximal to no end. More than one Predacon has limped back to the Darkside with severe bite marks covering their underside.
Socially, Parakreet likes to gather with his flock, who happens to be the Maximals. Although tempermental to some degree even with his comrades, Parakreet is known for his soothing vocal abilities and no-nonsense friendship. Rattrap put it best when he said:
"Sure, he's git his problems. I mean, who doesn't. He's, uh, basically a good guy. You just have to be careful where you're walking when ya hang with him for a while, if ya know what I mean."
STRENGTH
6
INTELLIGENCE
4
ENDURANCE
7
RANK
5
COURAGE
9
FIREPOWER
7
SKILL
5
Optimus Primarily Ugly
Maximal
Function: Horror
Quote:
"My looks can kill."
After receiving the short end of the reformatting stick, Oprimus Primal has been searching for not only inner guidance from the Matrix, but also for the much fabled Earth substance known as Prozac. Taunted often by Megatron and his evil Vehicons with quips such as "Poster 'Bot," "Faceless," and "The Ugly One," Optimus spends much of his free time facing his hideous condition with the courage that only the Matrix (and Prozac) can offer,
Optimus' beast mode is quite ferocious, capable of incapacitating foes with breath more coresive than the most dangerous acid. Both in beast and robot mode, Optimus can throw a sharp edged weapon that contains etched drawing of his robot mode face (most Predacons flee more to escape the sight of his face than the possibility of being sliced to ribbons). When push comes to shove, Optimus will reveal his most dangerous weapon, Transforming to robot mode and sticking his face into his foe's face while shouting, "See, see, the Matrix ripped my faceplate off! Even Megatron has been known to faint more than once from such a deadly confrontation!
Depressed, stricken with unbelievable guilt over Cybertron's apparent genocide at the hands of Megatron, Optimus has decided to do the only right possible thing: annoy the living daylights out of any 'bot near him.
STRENGTH
8
INTELLIGENCE
7
ENDURANCE
7
RANK
8
COURAGE
4
FIREPOWER
4
SKILL
7