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Fun Stuff 1"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they'll be a mile away, and barefoot!" "Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?" "If it's 0 degrees today and it will be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? "You can't have everything. Where would you put it all?" "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." "Wisdom is knowing what must be done. Virtue is doing it." "My reality checque bounced." "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." "Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day." "Everybody is somebody else's weirdo." "Web sites are like children. Creation is bliss. Maintenance is a labor of love." o2ranger
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A:One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS... I'm sorry...what did you ask me? Received from Roger Cooper. |
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