SPACE SCIENCE:
The Final Frontier
by Andrew Lambdin-Abraham
Grand Master Bezerker
Astronaut on STS 95 02
7 Missions Experience
Twice Cap Comm
Hi! I am Andrew Lambdin-Abraham, one of the most experienced Space Science members ever. First, let me explain to you what Space Science is. Space Science is a class at Kealing Jr. High School in Austin Texas. For 18 weeks or 90 days we attempt to construct a Space Simulator in our class room. We set up computers, we devise timelines, we collect medical baselines. Then most of the way through the semester we have a mission. Last year ('95) we had three missions in December. In Spring 96 we had two missions, In fall 96 one and on May 9th, 1997 one. Those are the ones I've been to. At the mission eight or nine people who have been chosen as Shuttle Crew are put on board and expected to stay there for 24 to 30 hours. Meanwhile, mean nasty people if your not with them, maevelvontly cool people if you are called bezerkers attempt to screw things up and annoy or kill you. They have, in my memory used car bombs, letter bombs, hijacking, biological warfare and recorded speaches by Richard Nixon played by loudspeaker.
I hearby salute the brave people who have been crew:
Brendan Kenny, Leah Stoddard, Amanda Seelinger, Andrew Lambdin-Abraham, Chris Robinson, Meaghan Benett, Nico D'Autrive, Mike Denton, Shirene Garcia, Ian Gooch, Brian Keaveny (SMIA kid) Ty Lampley, Amit Mehta, Kim Parmon, Melissa Schermerhorn, Nava Thapa, Bill Wanjohi, Valerie Young (2), Danial Holman, Nell Huang, Russel ?, Sarah Vorhies, Chad Owens, Eric Verkerke, Brent Calloway, Claudia Montelongo, Audry Mackinzie, Randall Alexander, Wolf McGavren,
If I missed someone, or mistakenly put someone on e-mail me at Oorylr10@aol.com
Death to Traitors
One Person who would have been on the list is Sarah Parks, who was on the last mission. However she attempted to kill the crew and hijack the shuttle for the bezerkers. I have no problem with bezerkers, I haver no problem with crew. But Traitors make me wish we had a room like in Night of the Hawk or something!!! She betrayed all of us and our name!!!