Whiskey in my Cellar

I got this from my grandfather.
I had 12 bottles of whiskey in my cellar and my wife told me to empty the contents down the sink or else. So I proceeded witht he unpleasent task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottleand poured the contents down the drain with the exception of one glass which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likeways, with the exception of one glass which I drank. I then withdrew the third bottle and emptied the good ole booze down the drain except a drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of the next glsass and poured the cork down the bottle. I pulled the cork out of my throat and poured the sink down the bottle and drank the glass, Then I corked the sink with the glass and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles and corks and glasses with the other which were 29. To be sure I counted them again whan the house came by and I had 73. As the house and I passed by I counted them again and finally the house and the bottles and corks and glasses counted except one house and one bottle which I drank.

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