What is so cool about Planet of the Goats? Well, it's shaped like a Goat, and it has cool stuff.

Why join a Goat cult? Well HG is more than a Goat's cult, well unlike that other cult with the initials HG we don't require nad clipping. Celebrities LOVE us. ECW/WCW star Raven is a fan of us as well is famed comedian Adam Sandler.

What kinda wackos are really in this here cult?

Well check the HG profile page and see!

Heavens Goat NEWS. Read the latest of HG activities and such, Goat stuff you NEED to know!

The war has begun!!! Heavens Goat vs. No Life 4 Life. It's a brawl to the death and people arn't pulling punches. See what's happened so far!

Goat-A-Licous Links
LINKS(picture coming here as soon as Chris mails it to me)

Why do we have to take over this planet? Why not just go to The Planet of the Goats and live happily? Well the answer to that is, well, uh, someone broke our spaceship. We, uh, heh heh, don't know who, but, I believe it was all un unfortunate accident, that would uh, have to be it, I swear!!!

Welllllllll, ta get da muthaship backa runnin if ya weeel. We need YOUR money! You send da cash, we don't take over the planet! It's that easy!

Mail us and pledge some cash toSave your planet.
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How much do you want to save your planet? Well this is how much has been donated to this date :

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This isn't good for you, we're takin OVER!!!

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