A while back, my good buddy Bill sent me the following email:
666 - The Number of the Beast
660 - The approximite number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.000 - Number of the high precision Beast
0.666 - number of the Millibeast
/666 - Beast common denominator
666(i) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary number of the Beast
6... uh, what was that number again? - Number of the blonde Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 : Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only, please.
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven Temp. for roast Beast
666k - retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Reccomented Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66% - 5 year CD intrest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Stastical Manual of the Beast
And so this sat printed out on my kitchen table for about a week, where my family had added the following.
6.66 X 10^2 - Scientific notation of the Beast
WBST 666AM - Talk radio of the Beast
www.666.org - Homepage of the Beast
1066660666 - Social Security number of the Beast
6^6^6 - Heinlien's number of the Beast
333 - Half a Beast
222 - Third of a Beast
1332 - Two Beasts
6.666.000 - Stardate of the Beast
1666-D - Starship of the Beast
PO Box 666 - mailing address of the Beast
666lb - weight of the Beast
302.72kg - weight of the Beast in Europe
Seis Ceintos seistenta y seis - Numero del Beast, in Espanol
Clarol 666 - Hair color of the Beast (only his hairdresser knows for sure)
Revlon 666 (Blood Red) - Nail polish of the Beast
25.806 - square root of the Beast
R2-D666 - Droid of the Beast
Base 666 - Number system of the Beast
1-800-666-BEST - Toll free Beast
0.587785252 - Cosin of the Beast
-1.37638192 - Tangent of the Beast
-0.809016994 - Sin of the Beast
666,666,666 - Number of the millionaire Beast
$666,666,666,666 - National Debt of the Beast
1666 Pensilvania Ave. - White House of the Beast
(666)(666) - Cloned Beast
http://chat.666.com:9666 - Chat room of the Beast
BADBEAST(666,m) - Chat alias of the Beast
06/06/66 - Birthdate of the Beast
666Be - Atomic number and symbol for Beast
Beast666@aol.com - AOL addie of the Beast
666 times - Number of times Beast has to try to get connected to AOL
Netscape 6.66 - Web browser of the Beast
666EEE - Shoesize of the Beast
CaseX-101666 - X-file of the Beast
2.666 - GPA of the Beast
DSTE26661@bridgewt.edu - Non-matriculated student account of the Beast
06-666066 - Fedral ID number of the Beast
6 66/8 - Hat size of the Beast
666a - School locker number of the Beast
66 left-06 right-60 left - Locker combination of the Beast
PS666 - Elementary school of the Beast
66655321 - Alex of the Beast
6:06 - Time the Beast gets up for work
Episode 666 - The one where Beast gets stuck in an elivator with his mother-in-law...
666BC - Beast becomes Emperor of Rome
AD666 - Beast tries to tople the Roman Empire
AD1066 - Battle of Hastings
AD1666 - Beast travels to the new world
AD2666 - Beast lives on Mars
66-6666 - Library of Congress Catalog Card No. of the Beast
666999 - Sex act of the Beast
We are no longer accepting veiwer beasts. (Not that you slugs have sent any in the last 5 years anyway.) Here are the old ones.
Viewer Beasts:
(666,666) - Coordinates of the Beast
-Ray Smith
Entrust yourself to the Beast - Step 666 at BA (Beast Anonymous)meetings
-chyld
666M - Space the Beast takes up on your computer
-yahn
ISBN 0-666-66666-6 - ISBN listing of the Beast
-Cat Gough (Hi!)
1665 - not quite the house number of the Beast (the Beast doesn't live there, but Satan does)
-AJ Kornberg
665 - the neighbor of the beast
-Jason Chatham
G6, H6, I6, J6 - "You sank my battlebeast!"
-j.
999-the australian beast
-mo
666.0 - dewey decimal number of the beast
-jason chatham
47.57 stone (to 2 d.p.) - the weight of the Beast in England
-did_oxymoron
666% - volume of the Beast (so what if my last one was taken from your idea??!!)
-did_oxymoron
$666/mo - Price to rent an apartment from the Beast
-Rusty
If on the off chance you think of a really good one that you think I just HAVE to know about you may email it to Simogene@netzero.com and I'll think about putting it up.
