| "In a society in which it is a mortal offense to be diffrent from your neighbors your only escape is never to let them find out." - Robert A. Heinlein |
"On two subjects the overwhelming majority of people regarded their own opinions as Absolute Truth, and sincerely believed that anyone who disagreed with them was immoral, outragous, sinful, sacrilegious, offensive, intolerable, stupid, illogical, treasonable, against public intrest, ridiculous, and obscene. The two subjects were (of course) sex and religion" - Robert A. Heinlein |
| "...anything two--or more--people want to do is all right as long as it does no physical harm...the words 'moral' and 'immoral' were [are] ridiculous when applied to sexual relations." - Robert A. Heinlein |
| "Most people won't learn from experience... Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." - Robert A. Heinlein |
| "Censorship is never logical but, like cancer, it is dangerous to ignore when it shows up." - Robert A. Heinlein |
| "Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors--and miss." - Robert A. Heinlein |
| "If you pray hard enough, you can make water flow uphill. How hard? Why, hard enough to make water flow up hill, of course!" - Lazerus Long (Robert A. Heinlein) |
| "You live and learn. Or you don't live long." - Robert A. Heinlein |
| "Censorship is never logical but, like cancer, it is dangerous to ignore when it shows up." - Robert A. Heinlein |
| "Because a day without sunshine is like... night." - Steve Martin |
| "Every day is a good day." - Yun-Men |
| "Sometimes even rocketship underwear doesn't help." - Calvin (Bill Watterson) |
| "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as thought they're here to stay, oh I belive in yesterday." - the Beatles (Yesterday) |
| "Y'know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified one that autoerotic asphyxiation." - Clyde Bruckman (Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose, X-Files) |
| "The game of life is hard to play. Gonna lose it anyway. The losing card I'll somday lay, and this is all I have to say : That suicide is painless, it brings on lots of changes, and I can take or leave it if I please." - Mike Altman (Suicide is Painless) |
| "Earth's but a point of the world, and a man is but a point of the Earth's compared centere, the Earth's compared centre: Shall then the point of a point be so vain, as to triumph in a silly point's adventure, a silly point's adventure?" - Thomas Campson (What If A Day) |
| "Then the flies came; they climbed all over her face, stepped back and forth across her eyes. She blinked to scare them away, but they couldn't fly; thier wings had been torn off." - Hans Christian Anderson (The Girl Who Stepped On Bread) |
| "You were not put on this earth just to get in touch with God." - Alex (A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess) |
| "I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams when I accidentially steped into an alternate demention and soon I was abducted by some aliens from space who kinda looked like Jamie Farr. They sucked out my internal organs and they took some polaroids and said I was a darn good sport and as a way of saying thank you they offered to transport me back to any point in history that I would care to go. So I had them send me back to last Thursday night so i could pay my phone bill on time." - "Weird Al" Yankovic (Everything You Know Is Wrong) |
| "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together..." - Carl Zwanzig |
| "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams |
| "Astronomers say the universe if finite, which is a comfortinge thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things." - Unknown |
| "God protects fools, little children, and ships named Enterprise." - Wil Riker |
| "The universe is a big place, prehaps the biggest." - Kilgore Trout |
| "Programing today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe is trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." - Rich Cook |
| "How can you laugh when you know I'm down?" - the Beatles (I'm Down) |
| "Everywhere people stare each and every day. I can see them laugh at me and I hear them say, 'HEY! You've got to hide your love away!" - the Beatles (Hide You're Love Away) |
| "I miss you, but I haven't met you yet." - Bjork (I Miss You) |
| "I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me. She showed me her room, isn't it good, Norweigian wood. She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere. So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair." - the Beatles (Norweigian Wood (this bird has flown)) |
| "Don't be afraid to be weak. Don't be proud to be strong. Just look into heart my friend, there will be the return to yourself, the return to innocence" - Enigma (Return To Innocence) |
| "When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean." - Lin-Chi |
| "Farmer, pointing the way with a radish." - Issa |
| "Zen is the unsymbolization of the world." - R.H. Blyth |
| "Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Seek what they sought." - Basho |
