From the mouth of a genuine third grader when asked, "What do you think they will do with the snake when they catch it?". Use this sentance, this mere and simple sentance, anytime you need a little light in your life. Pass it on. When ever anyone suffers the fate of depression, or just a plain old crappy day, without explination yell:

Make the snake the King of England!

Enjoy.

Recent addition: also from the mouthes of children, here is *THE* most surreal joke you will ever hear, as uttered by a genuine 4 year old:

Q: Why did the Christmas tree cross the road?
A: Because it only had one eye.

Let that baffle your brain for a while.