Name: anne johnston
Website:
Referred by: Net Search
From: Greensboro, NC
Time: 1997-06-24 06:15:00
Comments: mr manly, Frankly I am monstrously offended by your so-called homepage. I entered this sight hoping to find records of the great men who have protected the moral values that our once great nation rested upon. Instead I smelled a stench worse than death. I think that you are a disgrace to the foundation upon which this nation was built and should cower home to your mother with you tail between your legs to recieve the thorough beating that you deserve you. What would your mother say? May God have mercy on your corroding soul.

Name:Cheryl Walker
Website:
Referred by: Word of Mouth
From: Irving
Time: 1997-04-14 16:23:00
Comments: I thought it was a very astute look at male tendencies today. If only all men could read this page, the world would be a happier place without all those commie pinko liberal feminazis. ;)

Name: JohnnyLunchBox
Website: Commie Bastards Like the author of this Unamerican homepage
Referred by: NewsGroups
From: Across the way
Time: 1997-03-27 12:56:00
Comments: Hey you shameless excuse for a gerbil wrasslin' texan. I used to think this place was cool, but when I saw those Barry Manilow links I just about died. What's up with you, boy?

Name: Swami Rushdie
Website: Kiss The Feet Of James Cameron For Giving Us THE ABYSS
Referred by: From AngelFire
From: An abyss about 90 miles from the Trobriand Islands
Time: 1997-03-12 19:39:00
Comments: At first, I admit that I was impressed by the sheer volume of response to your guestbook. Then, after quickly asessing how many of them reflected complete literacy, I began to see the whole picture. I simultaneously spit on this homepage (for ranking "Alligator" above "The Abyss") and praise it, for it truly represents many hours of work (perhaps better spent culling your social life with the local Mexican half-breed population). Bless you for giving us something on which we can spend some time, and avoid our families.

Name: GorillaHead
Website: GorillasUpYourAss
Referred by: Advertisment/Brochure
From: Managuador
Time: 1997-03-06 11:00:00
Comments: I give this homepage 5 big fat smelly Gorilla stars.

Name: Mr.Oinker
Website:
Referred by: Word of Mouth
From: 40 deg north by 85.5 west
Time: 1997-03-01 16:56:00
Comments: Dear Mr Slosh, I was here looking over your resume for admittance to the Intestinal Emissions Society...As a charter member, I I must request that you add more links to beer, barbecue pork rinds and longhorn cheeze...Once this is confrimed, you will be allowed to test for the "I CAN MAKE THEIR EYES WATER FROM TEN FEET" basic emission entry level. We have detected very strong emissions coming from your general area. We are hoping that these outrageous odors are from you. Please feel free to contact us if you need help with emission generating links. 1-800-big-fart...Just imagine how your co-workers would respect you, once they learned you had been excepted by our elite society membership, and as a new member you will be given the book "How to fart the Macaraina and record it as a .wav file" free of charge. We will be checking on you in the following weeks for the updated links, so please be patient. Have a big cheezy smelling day, Mr.Oinker

Name: Eric Suthers Chat EBS222
Website:
Referred by: Word of Mouth
From: Cedar Falls Iowa
Time: 1997-02-22 17:27:00
Comments: Nice page Slosh Needs more links to nude woman though.

Name:a real woman
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In!
From: USA
Time: 1997-02-16 21:20:00
Comments: ok MANLY MAN...I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU WHAT WOMEN THINK A MANLY MAN IS.My husband is the most manly man I know..and this is why: 1.he cooks 2.he cleans 3.he does laundry 4.he helps with the kids 5.he rubs my feet with a smile 6.he does not I repeat does NOT cat call women at any time 7.he is honest,loving,listens,and helps out. ok there is what a REAL MANLY MAN is all about..although we enjoyed your homepage it was more out of laughter,than anything thank you for the oppurtunity to speak my mind and thanks for giving us one HELL OF A LAUGH! SINCERLY A REAL WOMAN

Name: Robert Mark Waugh
Website: Netscape Homepage
Referred by: Word of Mouth
From: Mountain View, CA
Time: 1997-02-07 01:15:00
Comments: JEPH WHITEHEAD IS A MAN. I was wondering if it was alright for men to own dogs, and to like their dogs. Not in that kind of way. All men immediately link any comment to do with anything to sex. This is a trait of men. And I'm not saying that having a dick is a trait of men, which of course it is. Shit. I wish I could stop associating everything to sex.