Name or pathetic alias: Truth-Teller
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is some other minor bastion of manliness.
On a typical day, I undress your mother in my mind.
I found this homepage to be most likely written by The Antichrist.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because it makes women more tolerable.
The best way to go is the way Joe Pesci did in Casino.
Comments:Your so-called defense of Barry Switzer comes up pathetically short, just like his coaching ablity (or lack thereof). First, do you recall a game in 1996 against Philadelphia now referred to as the "Fourth and One" game. If I remember correctly, Switzer made the decision to have the Cowboys go for it on fourth down on their own 23 yard line with the game tied and less than 2 minutes to play. Conventional wisdom says PUNT THE BALL in that situation. The Eagles stopped Emmitt, took possession of the ball, and won the game by a field goal. Good decision, Switzer. One could argue that that was the worst coaching decision made in the NFL in the last 25 years and could be the basis for a firing. More to follow later.
Editor's Note: In defense of myself, it was 1995 when that game happened, and the Cowboys went on to win a Super Bowl that year. So I ask, what's your point? Perhaps the fact that the overrated Emmitt Smith couldn't gain one yard in two chances comments more on his abilities than Switzer's. Face it, if he makes the first down, Switzer has guts. If he doesn't (and he didn't), he's Bonehead Barry.
12-26-97

Name or pathetic alias: Timmorn
I'm a chick.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I drink some beer.
I found this homepage to be the saving grace of my sex life.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because...I need a reason?
The best way to go is the way Yoda did in Return Of The Jedi.
Comments:I am a woMAN I don't need to comment, because woMEN have that right.. :)
12-25-97

Name or pathetic alias: bud
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I wish that I was Josey Wales.
I found this homepage to be the greatest thing ever.
The source of that Manly Quote was Keanu Reeves.
I drink beer because...I only drink Perrier.
The best way to go is the way Joe Pesci did in Casino.
Comments: none
12-23-97

Name or pathetic alias: joe blow
I'm a chick.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I undress your mother in my mind.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I drink beer because the bottles and cans make good shooting targets.
The best way to go is the way Yoda did in Return Of The Jedi.
Comments: What ever happened to the manly commentary Mr. Slosh? Has your head been buried in some guy's crotch since the world series. I think you need to spend some more time expanding the movie review section as well. Why don't you comment on Cinderella or Just One of the Gals. I think you'll enjoy them almost as much as father of the Bride.
11-25-97

Name or pathetic alias: cdt
I'm a fruitcake.
My manly or wuss abode is the great state of Texas.
On a typical day, I sleep a lot.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because...I need a reason?
The best way to go is the way Yoda did in Return Of The Jedi.
Comments: none
11-2-97

For one reason or another, the questionaire part was absent from this submission, leaving only the following entry:
by some circumstance beyond my control, I was left with one appendage less at birth; I am woman. But there's hope I laughed so hard at this page a hernia popped up and with a labotomy and per your instructions I feel I am as close to man as manly can get. Great page m'man, hellish funny!
10-26-97

Name or pathetic alias: Knight_X
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is some some other minor bastion of manliness.
On a typical day, I wish that I was Josey Wales.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because it makes women more tolerable.
The best way to go is the way William Holden did in The Wild Bunch.
Comments: Real men of the world unite! As soon as VR (Virtual Reality for you idiots) is here we will no longer need women! Then men like Lee Marvin will again be our heroes. Live long and Prosper!
10-24-97

Name or pathetic alias: Hubo
E-mail or homepage: The Empire of Nothing
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I drink some beer.
I found this homepage to be the saving grace of my sex life.
The source of that Manly Quote was Keanu Reeves.
I drink beer because the bottles and cans make good shooting targets.
The best way to go is the way Mel Gibson did in Braveheart.
Comments: I wish the teacher from Beavis and Butthead was real, JUST SO I COULD BEAT HIM.
9-25-97

Name or pathetic alias: mr. andrew mullin
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is the great state of Texas.
On a typical day, I wish that I was Josey Wales.
I found this homepage to be the greatest thing ever.
The source of that Manly Quote was Keanu Reeves.
I drink beer because...I only drink Perrier.
The best way to go is the way Joe Pesci did in Casino.
Comments: dear king that was me that sent that piece of work about Lee Marvin...and like a true man, i am vain enough to come back and see if you did the right thing and posted it prominently...you know us real men can't piss on the wall, but we gotta come back five minutes later and see what kind of stain it left...but yeah re "point blank", that is undoubtedly just about the top of my film list for the last 3-4 yrs. Why? A. Lee Marvin is so icy, yet believable as Walker, the man who shouldn't even be around, yet is, hence he pretty much knows no restraint...he possesses signs of superficial calm, of control, but ultimately he's betting long and playing on bluff...plus the macho-essent intimidation factor is so damned high. Now what would they do down at the University Park 7-11 if old Walker strolled in and bought a pack of smokes and a can of lighter fluid? And to top it all off he gets the gurll too, sleek, sharp, sexy Angie Dickinson...he doesn't even go after her so much as make her come af! ter him...whoa Walker...B. John Boorman did such a great job directing this...like i said, i'm sure this is pretty far up on the curriculum list of the films aspiring young directors should see, in the wake of some recent developments (read: get a life and make a real film Quentin)...what a cast...even Carroll O'Connor, i mean what else do we need here...and check out the great camera and art direction work...plenty of avocados and mustard, aquas and pearl gray draperies...hmmmm. The film is punctuated by jarring action sequences and little "psychological moments", and part of what makes it all so wild is the fact that during much of the intervening onscreen time things proceed so sedately. Anyway King, i just hope that as a service to your visitors you will do the right thing by recommending this eminently worthy piece of manly cinematic fare...i know we all lament the fact that nowadays a real man just isn't what he used to be, especially not in Hollywood, but we can all go down to our neighborhood Ballbus! ter Video stores and lobby for the addition of this work to their somewhat tepid selection....C: this movie never quite got enough recognition the first time around D. Lee Marvin's picture should be on every dollar bill...no slogan needed... addition of this work to their selection...i say this out of consideration for all the real men who may not've seen it, and with the hopes that any up-and-coming youngsters wouldn't want to miss the opportunity of viewing this fine work...
9-18-97

My apologies to the person who sent me a Manly Guestbook Submission the other day. Not only was it full of comments about how my page reigned supreme, but it also had a truly manly man movie recommendation of Lee Marvin's Point Blank. I accidentally erased that submission from my e-mail before I could put it up, so if that person still has that mail, I would be happy to post it here if you would re-send it. Thanks...

Name or pathetic alias: rancid
I'm a fruitcake.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I sleep a lot.
I found this homepage to be the saving grace of my sex life.
The source of that Manly Quote was Keanu Reeves.
I drink beer because...I need a reason?
The best way to go is the way Mel Gibson did in Braveheart.
Comments: I thought this was a guestbook, not a marketing survey.
9-2-97

Name or pathetic alias: Jana
E-mail or homepage: Under construction: Athens/Delphi area
I'm a chick.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I sleep a lot.
I found this homepage to be most likely written by The Antichrist.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because...I only drink Perrier.
The best way to go is the way Mel Gibson did in Braveheart.
Comments: I think you were very cute as a child. Is that really your picture? Have you ever violated me in a chatroom? For your sake I hope not.
8-18-97

Name or pathetic alias: Mister MUCHO MACHO
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is the great state of Texas.
On a typical day, I drink some beer.
I found this homepage to be most likely written by The Antichrist.
The source of that Manly Quote was Walt Whitman.
I drink beer because it makes women more tolerable.
The best way to go is the way Mel Gibson did in Braveheart.
Comments: Face it, I am much more macho than you. We should engage in hand-to-hand combat to prove who is more manly, who is more deadly in the art of combat and in the ways of a true warrior!
8-14-97