Name or pathetic alias: C. Fallon
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is some other minor bastion of manliness.
On a typical day, I wish that I was Josey Wales.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because it tastes good
The best way to go is the way William Holden did in The Wild Bunch.
Comments:I was dissapointed that nobody has been signing the guestbook lately. I decided to do something about it, so here I am. Things are not all well as they used to be with me. In high school I was a true man -beer, crude language, didn't cook, listened to manly music (Slayer, etc.). After high school I've been sinking into more of a wimpy/girly man. Don't get me wrong, I still burb out loud frequently to the dismay of my woman so I'm not a total puss yet, but I have started listening to less manly music. So far that's the only thing that has lessened my manlyness. I'm just worried that other things could possibly go as well. The good thing is that I still like manly movies (I was named after the great Clint Eastwood)-Titanic sucked ass. I will continue going to this site to help rehibilitate myself into the epitome of Man I so desire to be.
10-17-98

Name or pathetic alias: Olive
I'm a chick.
My manly or wuss abode is the great state of Texas.
On a typical day, I drink some beer.
I found this homepage to be the saving grace of my sex life.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because...I need a reason?
The best way to go is the way Joe Pesci did in Casino.
Comments:Dear Mr. Slosh: May I call you King? I was so inspired and simultaneously distressed by your powerful page. My quest to be a manly man's woman is neverending. I thought I had found a manly man. He showed great promise....his friends always came first; i've yet to see him without a beer in his hand. Then it happened: he cooked for me. Of course I know it's my fault. I had failed as a manly man's woman by not cooking myself, but how could he have fallen so fast, so far? Although I know it would never be the place of manly man's woman to judge whether the man qualifies as manly, it couldn't be helped. His manliness has clearly evaporated. Is a manly man's woman allowed to leave him once his manliness is gone? It doesn't seem right that she should wait to be discharged once his manliness is gone. Can you give me guidance on how to be a more womanly manly man's woman? I also need to know if it's ok for a manly man's woman to drink excessive amounts of beer. And how many steps behind my manly man and his manly friends should I walk when and if I am ever allowed to follow? Your advice, if you should deign to give it, could possibly save my womanliness. By the way, not that a woman's opinion should ever count, but the best way to go is the way Catherine the Great did in 1796.
Editor's Response: These are all excellent questions. I shall answer with the easiest one and work my way to the tougher ones. Yes, it is not only ok but admirable for a manly man's woman to drink excessive amounts of beer. The only exception of course is unless she becomes a horny harlot and screws all her manly man's friends under the influence. Also bear in mind that should you become a fat ass as a result of excessive beer drinking, a manly man can dump you without explanation. As for where you may walk when a man is associating with his friends, that is up to his manly discretion. It is preferred that a manly man's woman walk with his manly friends' women and socialize accordingly while knitting a bright orange hunting cap. As for the general question-- can a manly man's woman leave him-- the answer is not unless he has done something which makes him unmanly. Clearly beating the crap out of you would constitute unmanly behavior. Cooking, on the other hand, is a bit vague and discretionary when it comes to cooking for others. Anything cooked on the grill or in the microwave is acceptable. The indoor cooking of meat is also acceptable should it be raining or should the grill be temporarily out of action. It is also acceptable for making fried foods or in the case of preparing food to feed a large group of mafia goons, which I should have included originally in the main page. However, the creation of a dinner which fails to meet a manly category strictly for the appeasement of a woman or repressed culinary desires is inherently unmanly. A "man" who does such a thing is not manly and thus can be left high and dry still holding his apron and spatula without explanation.
7-17-98

Name or pathetic alias: Judge Rosenberg
I'm a fruitcake.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I undress your mother in my mind.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Keanu Reeves.
I drink beer because the bottles and cans make good shooting targets.
The best way to go is the way Mel Gibson did in Braveheart.
Comments:Nice job you kimchee-farting, commie, loser. I enjoyed your wimpy page, which of course failed to mention anything about what a lousy rubber band shot you are.
Editor's Note: I don't know this person and the truth is I do nothing but slave away while at work. I claim rubber band shooter's privilege regarding these alleged rubber band allegations alleging my rubber band alleged adeptness.
6-6-98

Name or pathetic alias: Scarlet-Slider
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is some no-count ingrate land.
On a typical day, I sleep a lot.
I found this homepage to be most likely written by The Antichrist.
The source of that Manly Quote was Walt Whitman.
I drink beer because...I need a reason?
The best way to go is the way Mel Gibson did in Braveheart.
Comments:Heh, you may be a manly macho man, but I bet I'm 10000000 times more psychotic than you could ever hope to be. Visit my fanfic page to get an inkling of my dark twisted psche. If you love it or hate it or if you just want to eviscerate me a few times for fun, I don't care! Well, later Mr. Man..
6-1-98

Name or pathetic alias: mr. andrew mullin
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is the great state of Texas.
On a typical day, I wish that I was Josey Wales.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Keanu Reeves.
I drink beer because...I only drink Perrier.
The best way to go is the way Joe Pesci did in Casino.
Comments:hey king, i just wanted to take this opportunity to mention that there is a way manly movie currently playing, called "fear and loathing in las vegas". many of the visitors to this site will no doubt be familiar both with the film and the exploits of the (prot)agonist, hunter s. thompson...for the uninitiated, i would advise reading the book first, just to get your socks loosened up. i would like to preface the comments which follow by stating that i do not endorse or encourage the use of drugs, alcohol, or any mind-altering substances. i used to take all kinds of stuff, and it has made my life pretty rough...so why should i get all gleeful about a movie that goes all-out to portray some really vile excesses of substance use? because it's a fucking masterpiece, that's why. it's the best thing i've seen, genre-wise, since "naked lunch". it's black, black, black, and it's rotten to the core, but man is it funny. i don't care how many bad reviews those liberal feminist east-coast cine pundettes give it (i am still accepting requests to service their no-doubt overlooked sexual needs), johnny depp and benicio del toro are tremendo-supremo as thompson and zeta-acosta. they look the part, right down to the reptilian film of sweat and the spasmodic movements...the twitching eyes and clenched jaws. director terry gilliam has done an excellent job of mining the book's visual material and transforming the episodes described into a series of absurd, funny, occasionally haunting vignettes and scenes (and please take note of the excellent production design and cinematography). my favorite scene: the pair arrive at the mint hotel and try to check in...see for yourself. biggest laugh: the ether binge episode. most fellini-esque moment: the orangutan/carousel bar scene. most brutally, metallic-taste-in-your-mouth-realistic: the diner scene with ellen barkin. geez, they don't get any better than this ya'll. the end is even, why gosh, beautiful, with a spiralling up shot that turns into a kind of onscreen out-of-body experience/metaphor for the end of an era, to the tune of neil young's "expecting to fly"...i can smell the garbage reeking over the incense...and hang around for the final credits so you can hear jello biafra and the dead kennedy's excellent workout on "viva las vegas"!!!this film has it all, meaningful male bonding without getting all weepy/wimpy, action, fun, great music, visual appeal, shit...i am gonna get on the horn to the academy right now. send=Sign The Manly Guestbook
Editor's Note: Thank God this guy signs my guestbook because nobody else does.
5-25-98

Name or pathetic alias: Raney_79(Pepper~Rae)
I'm a chick.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I sleep a lot.
I found this homepage to be the saving grace of my sex life.
The source of that Manly Quote was Walt Whitman.
I drink beer because it makes women more tolerable.
The best way to go is the way Joe Pesci did in Casino.
Comments:Without women, men are nothing. Behind every good man stands the woman who created him.
Editor's Note: Women stand behind men as they should, except for during certain unmentionable Clintonian acts. But who am I to argue? I'm just glad that someone finally sent me a guestbook entry.
4-30-98

Name or pathetic alias: Hannah who is Jana
I'm a chick.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I wish that I was Josey Wales.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because...I only drink Perrier.
The best way to go is the way Yoda did in Return Of The Jedi.
Comments:Another chick entry. You don't get alot of them do you? I bet you enter most of them by yourself. Would you mind signing my guestbook since I've signed your 3 times now? I have an entry in mine by THE BILL CLINTON who visited my hometown, Salt Lake City, just this weekend. That's all I can say or I'll be subpoenededed. I uploaded graphics WITHOUT your help, Mollie, a chick helped through it. And don't call me a retard, and make your guest entry family friendly, and that's all I guess.... I like checking back from time to time to see if you've made in spiritual progression. Not yet I guess.
3-5-98

Name or pathetic alias: EJ
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I wish that I was Josey Wales.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Walt Whitman.
I drink beer because the bottles and cans make good shooting targets.
The best way to go is the way Mel Gibson did in Braveheart.
Comments:I knew this had to have some inspiration from that great work of literary art known as The Manly Handbook. Yes, I have a copy and I have treasured it for many years now. Although I'm probably about ten years or so older than you, true manliness knows no age. Unlike the left-wing commie draft- dodgin' bed-wetting butt-sniffin' socialistic sissy-fied pinkos who are at large today, there are still many of us who have proper respect for real manliness. I love wimmin', and although many of them don't realize it these days, wimmin' have their place, the way God intended it to be. Now let's lock & load, go out and hunt something down and kill it, and bring it back to throw over an open pit fire while the wimmin' folk bring us manly drink!
2-14-98

Name or pathetic alias: Monica Lewinsky
I'm a fruitcake.
My manly or wuss abode is some no-count ingrate land.
On a typical day, I drink some beer.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because...I need a reason?
The best way to go is the way Yoda did in Return Of The Jedi.
Comments:I am both blissful and ashamed at your illiterate attempts to denigrate my weenie-wagging savior/lovegod. Leave the poor pinko bastard alone. I bet he's got a bigger pecker than you. Hey, what are you doing this evening?
2-12-98

Name or pathetic alias: Jake
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I sleep a lot.
I found this homepage to be the saving grace of my sex life.
The source of that Manly Quote was Walt Whitman.
I drink beer because...I need a reason?
The best way to go is the way William Holden did in The Wild Bunch.
Comments:Your page is FUCKIN AWSOME, i aree with everythin you say. Unfortuantly the sport i do is not on your manly list. But maybe some day. Keep up the manlyness!
2-7-98

Name or pathetic alias: mr. andrew mullin
I'm a polecat.
My manly or wuss abode is the great state of Texas.
On a typical day, I undress your mother in my mind.
I found this homepage to be the greatest thing ever.
The source of that Manly Quote was Keanu Reeves.
I drink beer because the bottles and cans make good shooting targets.
The best way to go is the way Joe Pesci did in Casino.
Comments:dear king i just had to stop back by for the periodic replenishment of the manly psyche which your page accomplishes in such an admirable fashion. why is it that i seem to encounter these denial-bent, guilt-tossing women who'd rather shame me about my innate manliness and berate my natural tendencies as gross wrecklessness? are they just afraid of admitting their own state of vulnerability, or are they seized with a dread of giving in to their baser instincts, and just getting down on the floor and doing the wild thang? man, it is sure perplexing, which makes it all the more reassuring to visit this bastion of himness, and wallow in the full glory of the masculine state...which reminds me, i was reading your mightily excellent film and movie reviews, and i was struck by a thought...now what kind of movie would you, king slosh, make if you could direct one? your own personal magnum opus, your own cinematic odyssey and iliad all rolled into one...i think you should really consider this, a! s it's only a matter of time before someone recognizes your true genius as a spokesman for men, and sees fit to throw some weight behind your noble endeavor. geez, i bet if harvey keitel knew about you he'd help you raise the dough the same way he did for quentin. well now, you think about it, and maybe you can add a page where you lay out your cinematic plan for us all to enjoy...and of course it'd be great if clint eastwood or someone of his ilk were to stop by and see it! and remember, you will have my total support and encouragement, and if i can serve as creative consultant or in some other manly cinematic capacity, well, i would damn sure be glad to help out. even if it means riding an airplane full of noisy women and children up to new york city to cajole and coerce reluctant east-coast liberal feminist movie critics...or maybe doing the wild thang on the floor with said critigals.
1-15-98

Name or pathetic alias: HANNAH
I'm a chick.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I sleep a lot.
I found this homepage to be most likely written by The Antichrist.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because...I only drink Perrier.
The best way to go is the way Mel Gibson did in Braveheart.
Comments:I HAVE A FEW SUGGESTIONS. FIRST AND FOREMOST: PLEASE HIGHLIGHT THE TITLES OF THE MOVIES: I REALLY DEPEND ON YOUR OPINION AND IT'S NOT CONVENIENT TO LOCATE. PUT THEM IN BOLD AND ITALICS OR LITTLE SMILEY FACES AROUND THEM WOULD BE REALLY CUTE. SECOND: I FEEL I KNEW YOU IN A FORMER LIFE AND THAT MY MISSION HERE ON EARTH IS TO HELP MAKE YOU A KINDER, GENTLER VERSION OF YOURSELF. I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE!!! THIRD: HOW THE HELL DO YOU UPLOAD GRAPHICS TO GEOCITIES? WOULD YOU JUST FIX MY WHOLE WEBSITE FOR ME? FOR FREE? I AM YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL. CHEERS, I MUST GO, THE TESTOSTERONE LEVEL HERE IS MAKING ME NAUSEATED AND FAINT.....AHhhhhhhhhhggghhhhh!
Editor's Note: (1) OK, your suggestion is noted. The titles have been highlighted for convenience (you lazy bum!). (2) It's too late. (3) Use the geocities upload utility. Any retard can do it. Just locate the graphic file you want to upload with the "browse" button, then upload it.
1-9-98

Name or pathetic alias: mystix
I'm a chick.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I sleep a lot.
I found this homepage to be most likely written by The Antichrist.
The source of that Manly Quote was Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I drink beer because...I need a reason?
The best way to go is the way William Holden did in The Wild Bunch.
Comments:who's william holden???? anyway- i'm a woman and we have nuthin to do or say except to expect the love and ignorance of you manly men. :-))
1-9-98