Name or pathetic alias: Sir Ray Gordon
I'm a fruitcake.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I drink some beer.
I found this homepage to be the saving grace of my sex life.
The source of that Manly Quote was Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I drink beer because...I need a reason?
The best way to go is the way Mel Gibson did in Braveheart.
I'd get the most satisfaction from urinating in public places.
My preferred movie plot usually includes bass-heavy music and load groaning.
When confronted by an angry grizzly bear, I'd run like hell.
My biggest turn-on is seeing a person of the opposite sex straining to let out a gigantic fart.
The greatest sporting moment in the last 20 years...I forgot what it's supposed to say here.
Comments: Bloody amazing guestbook! I wish we had something like this here on Mars. I love myself. Ray Gordon.
7-27-01

Name or pathetic alias: mister bill
I'm an idiot who didn't select a viable option here.
My manly or wuss abode is some place full of foreigners.
On a typical day, I wish that I was Josey Wales.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I drink beer because it makes women more tolerable.
The best way to go is the way William Holden did in The Wild Bunch.
I'd get the most satisfaction from urinating in public places.
My preferred movie plot usually includes six-shooters and sawdust.
When confronted by an angry grizzly bear, I'd challenge it to a steel cage death match.
My biggest turn-on is seeing a person of the opposite sex naked and on top of me.
The greatest sporting moment in the last 20 years was when Joe Thiesmann had his leg snapped like a twig by Lawrence Taylor.
Comments: why all the questions?
Editor's note: To test your manly acumen. Clearly, you are more of a Missus Bill to have to ask such a stupid question.
7-11-01

Name or pathetic alias: Nik
I'm a fruitcake.
My manly or wuss abode is some no-count ingrate land.
On a typical day, I drink some beer.
I found this homepage to be awe-inspiring.
The source of that Manly Quote was Friedrich Nietzsche.
I drink beer because the bottles and cans make good shooting targets.
The best way to go is the way Joe Pesci did in Casino.
I'd get the most satisfaction from urinating in public places.
My preferred movie plot usually includes six-shooters and sawdust.
When confronted by an angry grizzly bear, I'd run like hell.
My biggest turn-on is seeing a person of the opposite sex shooting at the firing range.
The greatest sporting moment in the last 20 years was...I forgot what it's supposed to say here.
Comments: First, I find your website extremely informative. After my freshman year at college, I had begun to think that I had "lost touch with reality" when my female friends began to consider my thoughts and comments somewhat disturbing. Some of them would actually request that I put down my beer when speaking with them. After viewing your website, I have determined that they are not manly men's women.
6-15-01