The Fusili Club

<BODY TEXT="#FFFFFF" LINK="#00FFFF" ALINK="#FF85FD" VLINK="#FFB0FD" background="http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/2383/purpwarpback.jpg"> <P></P> <P><CENTER><B><FONT SIZE="+2" COLOR="#FFFFFF">You've reached the completely non-existent location of The Fusili Club...<BR> <p><FONT SIZE="+2" COLOR="#FFFFFF">Also check out a new documentary-style show inspired by David Weinlick's wedding story, at www.arrangedmarriagetv.com.</p> </FONT><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#FFFFFF">Welcome to the metaphysics of the computer age</FONT></B></CENTER></P> <P><CENTER> </CENTER></P> <P ALIGN=RIGHT><A HREF="#What">What is the Fusili Club?</A></P> <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#FF99FF"> </FONT></P> <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#FF99FF">...and we're awfully glad to have you. Thanks for dropping by. If you've landed here looking for recipes, we've got a few, but if you're looking for the sociable bunch of folks that sometimes answer to the call of fusiliers, we've got even more of them. Of course, since the internet is at its core a bunch of magnetic resonance patterns, you won't actually find any people here. Most members of the Fusili Club can be found living the lives of normal folk, in the sense that they roam the planet in pursuit of whatever dreams may strike their fancies, and don't reside in bytes alone. So for those of you who are interested in real people, make it a point to introduce yourself to one or two of them...you just may run across a member of the Fusili Club.</FONT> </P> <P><TABLE BORDER=1 WIDTH="100%"> <TR> <TD> <P><CENTER><B>For those of you who would like to know more about the Fusili Club, check out our <A HREF="manifesto.html">manifesto.</A></B></CENTER> </TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P><CENTER><B>For those who would at least consider joining the Fusili Club,<BR> visit the on-line site of the Fusili Club's <A HREF="screencomm.html">On-Line Screening Committee</A>.</B></CENTER> </TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P><CENTER><B>You can also read the latest issue of the Fusili Club newsletter, <A HREF="http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/2383/noodle.html" TARGET="Main">For Your Noodle</A>.<BR> This publication may or may not provide useful information about Fusili Club events,<BR> and is open to contributions from members and/or nonmembers.</B></CENTER> </TD></TR> <TR> <TD> <P><CENTER><B>Or, if you know all you want to know, and you either care,<BR> or care less, or are just plain careless, you can send us <A HREF="mailto:weinlick@gmail.com">mail</A></B> </CENTER> </TD></TR> </TABLE><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#AF0000"><A NAME="What"></A></FONT> </P> <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#FF99FF">The Fusili Club is an international social organization devoted to the love of the fusili noodle. I suppose that's not all we are, since many of our members have never tried fusili, but that's how we started. The Fusili Club originated at Williams College in Williamstown, Massachusetts, and has spread like wildfire since then. It's an amazing thing what pasta can do in the right context.</FONT></P> <P><FONT SIZE="+1" COLOR="#FF99FF">I suppose what this is really all about is that the enjoyment of life can center around just about anything, and our philosophy is that even a noodle can do it. We've found enlightenment in social gatherings which provide food and people to share it with. And if that means venerating a noodle, so be it.</FONT></P> <P><CENTER><B>This page is, was, and always will be, hosted by<BR> <A HREF="/"><IMG SRC="/pictures/newgeobt.gif" WIDTH=88 HEIGHT=31 BORDER=0 ALIGN=middle></A><BR> ...and brought to you by <A HREF="http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/2383/personal_page.html">David Weinlick</A>, Reality Engineer and Stirrer of the Sacred Cauldron.</B></CENTER></P> <P><CENTER> <TABLE BORDER=2 bgcolor="#660066"> <TR> <TD> <P><FONT SIZE="-2">DISCLAIMER: This web page may or may not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends or my dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; you may distribute this web page and all its associated parts freely but you may not make a profit from it or include the web page in commercial publications without written permission; further redistributions of this document or its parts are allowed; humor is subject to change without notice; humor has slightly been enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate or spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; this offer is void where prohibited, taxed or otherwise restricted; humor is provided "as is" without warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities; not liable for damages due to use or misuse; no shoes, no shirt, no humor; quantities are limited while supplies last; caveat emptor; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit humor; audience advisory - implicit humor; text may contain material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children; limit one-per-family please; no money down; no purchase necessary; you need not be present to win; some assembly required; batteries are not included; action figures sold separately; objects may be larger than they appear in the mirror; no preservatives added; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness, irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes; avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit; do not place near flammable or magnetic source; reading this web page may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used in this web page is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were used to test the hilarity of this web page; no salt, MSG, artificial color or flavor added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist consult a humorologist; slippery when wet; must be 18 to enter; possible penalties for early withdrawal; allow four to six weeks for delivery; disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightening, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage from improper installation, typos, misspelled words, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, customer adjustments that are not covered in this Web page, and incidents owing to motor vehicle accidents, airplane crash, ship sinking, leaky roof, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, broken glass, flying projectiles, or dropping the item; other restrictions may apply.</FONT></P> <P><FONT SIZE="-1">MOST IMPORTANTLY...If something offends you, lighten up, get a life and move on.</FONT> </TD></TR> </TABLE></CENTER></P> </BODY>