You got this one wrong!
* How many birth days does the average man
have?
1 Just one!
You answered [ ]
You got this one wrong!
* Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, all of them! - You answered [ ]
Even January has 28 days!
You got this one wrong!
* How many outs are there in an inning?
6 - You answered [ ]
Three per side!
You got this one wrong!
* Can a California man be legally married to
his widow's sister?
No - You answered [ ]
Because he is dead!
There is no legal precedence for a
dead man to marry (I know, a stretch)!
You got this one wrong!
* Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the
answer?
70 - You answered [ ]
You got this one wrong!
Now pay close attention, or your math
teacher will be upset
with you: 30 divided by 2 equals 15,
30 divided by 1/2 equals
60 (did you forget about inverting
and multiplying?), add 10
and get 70!
* If there are 3 apples and you take away 2,
how many
do you have?
2 - You answered [ ]
You took them, remember?
You got this one wrong!
* A doctor gives you three pills telling you
to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?
60. - You answered [ ]
Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes
later take the 2nd, then 30
minutes for the 3rd. The effects of
the pills will last for 90
minutes, but in 60 minutes, the pills
are gone!
You got this one wrong!
* A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field
and all but
9 drop down and die. How many sheep
are left standing?
9 - You answered [ ]
If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die,
eh? (Keeping the dead sheep
doesn't count!)
You got this one wrong!
* How many members of each animal did Moses
take on the ark?
0 - You answered [ ]
Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
You got this one wrong!
* A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall.
What does he weigh?
meat - You answered [ ]
A butcher's clerk weighs meat, how
else does he know what
to charge?! (The butcher only cuts
it, eh?)
You got this one wrong!
* How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12 There are 12 2-cent stamps in a
dozen! - You answered [ ]
You know, a dozen is 12!
You got this one wrong!
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Your Score:
You scored 0 out of 12 - You are Brain dead!
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