Stupid people (Don't laugh; you're probably one of them.)
Onions
Glamour Shots
Teenagers who think they're adults
Everyone that works at the Eckerd at the corner of Chimney Rock and Westheimer in Houston
When the priest asks everyone to introduce themselves to people sitting around them in church
Computer crashes
Solicitors calling me on the phone
Running out of toilet paper
Stepping in wet grass or mud while wearing sandals
Traffic in Houston
People who think they "know" a foreign language because they can say two words in it
People who don't use their turn signals
People who talk on their cell phones while driving
Cheerleaders
Dogs
Chain emails
Boy bands
Girl bands
Believe me; there's more. Give me time...