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agar ye cini ra' da'r bezani, ci miwe?
da'r cin!
Susan
Yek zane tork raft pahluye doktor. Doktor behew da'ru da'd va goft: wabi yek ba'r in da'ru ra'
begozar dahane "Rahim".
zane har wab in da'ru ra' goza'wt, va sare yek hafte raft be doktor goft : xub nawodam!
doktor goft ci kardi?
zane goft: har wab yek da'ru goza'wtam dahane woharam ke na'maw "Rahim" e!!!
dade Vulisgan (Honduras)
az yek turke meporsan cetory wod keh woma turk wodid?
turkeh megeh:va'lla'h emkana't, nune barbary inha' hamaw k*se weEre be ma' k*r zadand.
Babak (New Zealand)
az ye turkeh meporsan cetori wod woma turk wodid.
turke megeh:va'lla'h emka'na't, nune barbari nabud ma' injury wodim.
Babak
ye ruzi ye a'mrika'i, ye fara'nsavi va ye ira'ni sava'r hava'payma' budan. Yek dafe
a'rika'ye dastewo as hava'peyma' birun mikone va mige:
a'ha' ma' ala'n ruye a'mrika' hastim.
hame miporsan: cetoree fahmidi?
a'mrika'ye mige: dastam xord be sare mojasameye a'za'di!
bad as yek sa'at fara'nsavie dastewo as hava'peyma' birun mikone va mige:
a'ha' ma' ala'n ruye fara'nse hastim.
hame miporsan: cetoree fahmidi?
fara'nsavie mige: dastam xord be sare borje ifel!
bad as yek sa'at ira'nie dastewo as hava'peyma' birun mikone va mige:
a'ha' ma' ala'n ruye Tehran hastim.
hame migan :aaaah in ba'ba' inqadar bahuwe be ma' isme wahr ham migeh!
miporsan: cetoree fahmidi?
Ira'nie mige : axe sa'atamo zadan!
Farshad D.
ye ruz ye polise da're tu xia'bun ra'h mire.ye dafe mibine se ta' torki
ruye wuneye hamdige va'ysta'dan.
polise mige : woma inja' cika'r mikonin?
torkie ke pa'intar as hame hast mige: a'qa'ye polis, ma' ye a'pa'rtema'ne
se tabaqei hastim.
polise mige: martike hesa'bi, as sare ham bia'in pa'in va ye kewideh
mixa'bune tuye surate torkieh.
torkie be ba'la'i seda' mikone: tabaqe sevom, bia pa'in dar mizanan.
polise dobare aseba'ni miwe va dobareh ye kewideh mizane.
torkie doba're be ba'la'i seda' mikone: tabaqe sevom, bia pa'in dar mizanan.
polise inqadar aseba'ni miwe ke cube dastiwo to k*ne torkie mikone.
ye dafeh torkie mige: tabaqe sevom, naya' pa'in, kelid da're.
Mojdeh E.
ye ruz ye rawtie yek zani dawte ke ba' hame mixabide. Yek ruz duste in rawtie
mia'd va mibine ke hame mardum saf kewidan ke ba' zane rawtie bexaban. Be rawtie mige:
ax marde hesa'bi, in ce vazewe, cera' in zaneto tala'q nemidi?
rawtie mige: mage man divunam? tala'qew bedamo beram tahe saf vaystam?
Amir M.
ye torkie tuye rudxune ista'de. Yeki behew mige: a'qa' cera' tuye rudxune ista'di?
torkie mige: a'xe mixa'm dar jaria'n ba'wam!
Ali
yek torkie yek ruz ye aks mikewe.dar in aks yek mard ba' dastew yek gol nega mida'wt. ruye
suratew ham yek ma'sk dawt. ruye fela'new ham ye ka'put bud. mardum in akso mibinan va hame ha' va hu mikonan ke ceqadar in
aks ziba' va por mani hast. a'xarsar torkie ye jayeze mibare bara'ye in aks. behew migan :
in akset xaily ziba va por mani hast. goli ke tuye akset hast newa'ngare ke to donya' ra ma'nande
gol ziba' mibini. un ma'ski ke ruye dahanewe, newungare ke to mibini ke xaily dud dar hava' ast va hava' a'lude
hast. va ka'puti ke ruye fela'new hast newungare ine ke to mibini ke dar in jaha'n xaily a'dam hast.
torkie mige: na a'qa' ja'n. man manzuram ba' in aks in bud ke k*s kardane ba ka'put ma'nande in ast
ke yek gol ra' ba' ma'sk bu bokoni.
Farxondeh Z.
rawtiha' gorbe ra' ci seda' mikonan?
kat.
Hosein M.
bace gorbe ra' ci seda' mikonan?
nimkat.
Hosein M.
magas ra' ci seda mikonan?
parviz.
Hosein M.
yek ruz ca'rta' torki miran be tehra'n. yek mohandese terani ro mibinan va migan behew:
ma' ham baladim a'semun xara'w dorost konim.
tehra'nie mixanded va migeh: bebinam.
torke eware be ba'la' mikone va mige: Un a'semun ro mibini?
tehrunie mige a're.
torkie ewa're be seta' torkie mikone va mige: inham xara'w.
Farhang
yeki bud yeki nabud, do ta' cini be ham xoran va wekastan.
Susan S.
Torkha' kewti ro ci seda' mikonan?
kaftar.
Torkha' kewti ro ci seda' mikonan?
tawxis.
yek ruz dota' irani mimiran va miran jahanam. yekiwun GREEN CARD dawt va yekiwun nada'wt.
miran be weytun va weytune mige:
to ke GREEN CARD da'ri mituni intexa'b bokoni beyne jahaname Amrika ya' jahanam Iran.
Green Cardie migeh:
farqeh jahanam Amrika va Iran chie?
weytun: jahaname Iran 3 ba'r dar ruz yek negahba'n mia'd luleh mikone to k*net va roqane da'q mirize to k*net.
va dar jahanameh Amrika in ka'r ro yek ba'r dar ruz mikonan.
Green cardie migeh: malume. man mixa'm beram jahaname Amrika.
Weytune migeh ke dovomin Ira'nie ba'yad bere jahaname Iran.
yek sa'l migzareh va green cardie da're tuye jahaname Amrika' ra'h mire. mirese be yek
diva'r bozorgi ke jahaname Iran va Amrika' ro joda' mikone. Mishnofe mardum unvare diva'r da'ran
miraxsan va a'hang mixunan. Mipareh ruye diva'r va mibine hame xanda'n hastan. Yek dafe dustewo
mibine, va mige:
eyva'y, woma' chetoree in hame xowha'lo xanda'n hastid. magar 3 ba'r dar ruz roqane
da'q to k*nitun nemirizan?
ya'ru tuye jahaname Iran mixande va migeh:
Na ba'ba'. inja' kambude hame ciz hast. ruzi ke lule hast roqane da'q nist, ruzi ke
roqane da'q hast, lule nist, va ruzi ke har do lule va roqane da'q hast, negahba'n peyda'sh nist.
Arya
Ye da'ha'tiye mireh sarba'zi, miza'ranew dame dare pa'dega'n kewik bedeh. ye ruz
sobh goruhba'n miya'd migeh: "timsa'r a'madeh?"
sarba'z: "timsa'r? timsa'r kiyeh?"
goruhba'n: "timsa'r digeh ba'ba'."
sarba'z: "na."
nim sa'at bad goruhba'n doba'reh mia'd.
goruhba'n: "timsa'r a'mad?"
sarba'z: "aslan in timsa'r ce wekli hast?"
goruhba'n: "timsa'r digeh marde hesa'bi. seta're meta're ru wunaw da'reh."
sarba'z: "nayumadeh."
nim sa'at bad goruhba'n doba'reh mia'd.
goruhba'n: "timsa'r a'mad?"
sarba'z: "na qorba'n. har vaqt a'mad migam."
nazdike zohr timsa'r miya'd. az jeloye sarba'ze ke rad miweh seta'reha'wo mibineh.
sarba'z: "biya' inja' bebinam!"
timsa'r: "ciyeh?"
sarba'z: "timsa'r toyi?"
timsa'r: "baleh."
sarba'z: "bah, xa'ret ga'yidas. goruhba'n se dafeh umadeh sora'qet, nabudi."
Hosein M.
moallem: "baceha' ki miduneh saboktarin cizeh donya' ciyeh?"
hassani: "a'qa' k*reh."
moallem: "cera' k*reh?"
hassani: "con a'dam faqat ba' fekr ham mituneh bolandew koneh."
moallem: "ha'la' ki miduneh sangintarin cizeh donya' ciyeh?"
hassani: "a'qa' k*reh."
moallem: "ha'la' digeh cera' k*reh?"
hassani: "con vaqti boland wod ba' jarresaqil ham nemiweh xa'bundew."
moallem: "xob ha'la' motevassettarin cizeh donya' ciyeh?"
hassani: "a'qa' k*reh."
moallem: "bewin toxmessag kela'so k*ri kardi raft."
Farshad D.
moallem: "baceha' dar a'lma'n ye dastga'he sosis dorostkoni extera' kardan tama'm
otoma'tikeh. az invar ga'v mikonan tuw az unvar sosis mia'd birun."
hassani: "a'qa' dastga'hi nist ke az invar sosis bokonan tuw, az unvar ga'v
bia'd birun?"
moallem: "cera', un dastga'he nanateh. ba'ba't sosis karde tu, ha'la' to ga'v
umadi birun."
Afshin
ye pesare dulew mireh la'ye dar miwkane. mireh doktor bara'w ye cubi
miza'reh. pesareh bozorg miweh va arusi mikoneh. wabeh hejleh ta' mia'd
ka'rewo bokoneh yedafeh jariya'new ba'd az sa'lia'ne sa'l miwkaneh.
zanew migeh: "eh? k*ret cubi bud?" migeh: "na, cubew k*ri bud."
Afshin
jang nadideh: "a'qa' woma' dar jang - emda'deh qeybi - nadidin?"
az jang bargawteh: "baleh keh didim. yedafeh ruyeh ye tappeh ye goruhe
emda'di bud, ye bomb ofta'd ru tappeh,
hamawun qeyb wodan."
jang nadideh: "a'qa' woma dar jang isa'r ham kardin?"
az jang bargaSteh: "va'lla'h isa' nakardim. vali ye musa' kucikeh bud ma'
bazivaqta' mikardim."
Afshin
ye a'qa'yi zaneh ha'melawo mibareh doktor moa'yeneh. doktor moa'yeneha'wo mikoneh va
migeh: "naxeyr, xa'numetun ha'meleh nist."
a'qa'he migeh: "doktor in wikamew umadeh ba'la'."
doktor: "na a'qa', in ba'deh."
ye ma'he digeh doba'reh miran doktor: "a'qa'ye doktor, indafe dige dorosteh."
doktor moAyeneh mikoneh, migeh: "ba'deh."
ye ma'h badew digeh wikame zaneh xeyli umadeh budeh ba'la'. doba'reh miran
doktor. marde migeh: "doktor jun, endafe digeh ewq ast."
doktore moa'yeneh mikoneh, migeh: "naxeyr. ba'deh."
a'qa'he migeh: "pas qorbunet ino moa'yeneh kon bebin k*reh ya' tolonbas!"
Afshin
ye ja'hele mireh xa'stega'ri. be pedar ma'dare arus migeh: "man ba'yad ba' arus
tanha' sohbat konam."
dota'yiwuno mifrestan tuye ye ota'q. ja'hele k*rewo darmiya'reh migeh:
"in ciyeh?"
doxtareh migeh: "xob k*reh digeh."
ja'hele migeh: "ey patiya'reh, to hatman xeyli az ina' didi ke ye zarb
miduni ciyeh."
az doxtare xowew nemiya'd va mireh xa'stega'riyeh yeki digeh. doba'reh
k*rewo dar miyareh migeh: "in ciyeh?"
doxtareh migeh: "k*r"
ja'hele doba're asaba'ni miweh: "jendeh, pas ta' ha'la' xeyli az ina' didi."
dar xa'stega'riye sevvom doba'reh miporseh: "in ciyeh?"
doxtareh migeh: "duduleh"
ja'hele xowew miya'd va fekr mikoneh ke in ha'la' dar dora'n bacegi ye cizi
wenideh va xola'seh a'xarew arusi mikonan.
wabe arusi miran tu ota'q xa'b. ja'hele leba'sawo dar miya'reh loxt
va'misteh jeloye arus migeh: "bebin, to moqeike baceh budi wenidi ke be
in migan dudul, vali ha'la' ke digeh arusi kardim esmewo behet migam.
in k*reh."
doxtare migeh: "bah, pas to ta' ha'la' k*r hesa'bi nadidi, in duduleh."
Afshin
ye pesarbaceh kuculu ba ye doxtarbaceh ham
sennosa'le xodew tu kuceh ba'zi mikardeh.
doxtararo mibareh sare kuceh, migeh:
- "mixa'y unja'yi ke man xatneh wodam bebini?"
- "a'reh, bebinam."
- "una'ha', unvareh xiya'bun, tu un bima'resta'ne."
Afshin
la'tha'ye sare kuceh doxtara'ye mahallaro xeyli aziyat mikardan. yeki az
doxtara' digeh kofrew dar mia'd va mireh ye sag bexareh ke la'tha' digeh
donba'lew nayoftan.
dar parvarewga'he heyva'na't foruwandeh migeh:
- "xa'num sag najesse woma' biya' in meymuno bexar, ka'ra'te baladeh."
- "eh? cetorieh?"
- "ha'la' qawang niga'h kon!"
a'qa'he be meymune migeh: "ka'ra'te be sandali."
meymune mippare hava' va ba' ye zarb sandaliye a'qa'haro miwkaneh.
a'qa'he doba'reh migeh: "ka'ra'te be miz."
meymune mippare ru miz va ba' ye zarb mizo da'qun mikoneh.
doxtare meymuno mixare va mibare xuneh. sare kuceh yeki az la'to lutha'
behew matalak migeh.
- "endafeh digeh mova'zeb ba'w ha'. in meymune man ka'ra'tat mikoneh."
- "a'reh arva' xikket, biya' ka'ra'te be toxmam."
Afshin
ye doxtare arusi mikoneh va wabe hejleh be woharew migeh: "wir mixa'm."
wohare mireh ye liva'n wir miya'reh va ta' mixa'd woruE koneh, doxtare
doba'reh migeh: "wir mixa'm."
pesare mireh ye liva'n digeh wir miya'reh.
dafEeyeh sevvom ke doba'reh wir mixa'd va pesare wir miya're, doxtare migeh:
"aaaaah, toham we ma'ro wala'feh wardi."
Afshin
This guy goes to a sa'ndevicforuwi and says:
"ye sa'ndevice sosis bede boxorim?"
sa'ndevicforuw asks: "bepicam tu ka'qaz?"
The guy says: "na ba'ba', bepic tu moqavva' sir wim."
Afshin
ye weka'rciye mireh jangal weka're xers. baEd az cand ruz piya'dehravi ye
xers mibineh. newuni migireh va tiro dar mikoneh vali az badwa'nsiw tire
mixoreh ba'la'ye sare xerse be ye deraxt.
xerse midoe donba'lew va migiratew. ba' seda'ye xawene xersiw migeh:
"to mixa'sti mano bokowi? ha'la' ke intor wod mikonamet."
va hesa'be weka'rciharo mirese. weka'rciham xuni barmigarde. fa'rda'w
piwe xodew migeh: emruz digeh hesa'be in xerse kuntalabo miresam.
tofangewo varmida'reh va mireh sora'qe xerse. doba're xersaro peyda' mikoneh.
newuni migireh va tir mizaneh. ba'z ham tirew be xerse nemixore. xerse
midoe donbalew va migiratew:
"to meseinke a'dam bewo nisti, pas ha'la' mikkonamet."
ruze sevvom weka'rciye ye tofange behtar varmida're va mireh sora'qe xerse.
xub newuni migireh va tiro ke mizaneh ba'z be xerse nemixore. xerse midoe
donba'lew va migiratew va behew migeh:
"ra'ssewo begu! to umadi inja' weka'r ya' umadi bedi?"
ye ita'liya'i, ye ira'ni va ye torke da'wtan tarif mikardan cetory zana'wuno erza'
mikonan. ita'lia'ie migeh: "man az waste pa'w woru mikonam ma'c kardan va miram
tarafe ba'la', be unja'w ke miresam, ye zabun cap, ye zabun ra'st, un moqas ke
divuneh miweh."
ira'niye migeh: "man az ba'la' woru mikonam, ma'c mikonam miram be mamaeh, baEd
be na'f, be unja'w ke miresam divuneh miweh."
torke migeh: "man mixa'bam ruw mikkunam, mikkunam, mikkunam, mikkunam,
boland miwam, ba' pardeh ke pa'k mikunam diva'neh miweh."
amaleha' da'wtan sare ye sa'xtemune nimesa'z dar tabaqeye dava'zdahom ka'r
mikardan. yeki miya'd az pa'yin da'd mizaneh: "qazanfar, qazanfar, zanet az
tabaqeye sevvom ofta'deh tu xiya'bun, mordeh".
da'ha'tiye un ba'la' woru mikoneh tu sareh xodew zadan va mesle barq dava'zdah
tabaqaro miya'd pa'yin. mippare ru motorew va mireh tarafeh xunaw. vasateh
ra'h piwe xodew fekr mikoneh: - e ma' ke tabaqeye sevvom nemiwinim.
vali ahhammiyat nemideh va ra'hewo eda'meh mideh.
cand daqiqeh baEd fekr mikoneh: - e man ke zan nada'ram.
ba'zam edameh mideh. cand daqiqeh digeh fekr mikoneh:
- zekki, asan esme man ke qazanfar nist.
ye edde araqxor newaste budan tu xuneh araqxori. ye dafe pa'sdarha' dar
mizanan. ina'm boland miwan dastpa'ce nemidunestan mawrubha'ro cika'r konan.
yekiwun migeh: "berizin tu a'kva'riyom."
tu a'kva'riyom faqat ye ma'hiye kuculuye qermez budeh va hame gila'sa'wuno
xa'li mikonan tu a'b.
pa'sda'rha' miya'n tu va har ci migardan cizi peyda' nemikonan. na'omid da'wtan
miraftan birun ke ye dafe ma'hiye sarewo az a'b dar miya'reh ye sekseke mikoneh
va arbadeh mikeweh: "a'a'a'a'a'a'a'yy man k*ram tu k*neh har ci gorbas."
yeki bud yeki nabud. ye ruz dar hamin Tehran e xodemun ye ba'nke markazi bud
ke jelow do ta' wire boronzi da'wt. yekiwun nar bud yekiwun maddeh. in dota'
sa'liya'ne sa'l hamintor va'sta'deh budan va zol mizadan be hamdigeh. dar teyye
in sa'lha' digeh xeyli a'weghe hamdigeh wodeh budan vali az ka're ruzega'r
nemitunestan be ham beresan. har ruz sobh doa' mikardan ke xoda' ye rahmi
behewun bokoneh va inha' ro be ham beresuneh.
ye ruz ye vahy az xoda' miya'd: "farda' zohr be modatte nim sa'at woma' dota'
forme heyva'ni migirid va mitava'nid be mora'de deleta'n beresid."
digeh dar hameye donya' hic mojassamei peyda' nemiwod ke xowha'ltar az in
wirha'ye ma' ba'we.
farda' zohr sare sa'ate dava'zdah ye raEd o barq miweh va dota' wirha' wire
va'qei miwan. foran midoan be tarafe hamdigeh (in slow motion) va woruE
mikonan hamdigar ra' busidan va fori miran powte sa'xtemune ba'nk.
baEd az ye robE barmigardan. wa'da'n o xanda'n dast be dast miyumadan.
xoda' migeh: "xob ha'la' in ke nim sa'at nawod ye robEe digeh vaqt da'rin."
wire ma'ddeh be nareh migeh: "doba'reh berim un powt?"
nare migeh: "ba'weh, vali endafeh TO kaftararo begir, MAN mirinam ru sarew."
ma'dar be doxtar: "moqeike ba' duste pesaret miri birun hamiwe donge xodeto
bedeh. har ci pulew wod to ham nesfewo bedeh ke xiya'lha'ye
bixodi nakoneh."
baEd az ra'ndevuye avval.
ma'dar: "xob ci wod?"
doxtar: "raftim sinama'. xeyli esra'r kard vali man pule bilite xodamo da'dam."
baEd az ra'ndevuye dovvom.
ma'dar: "indafe cetor bud?"
doxtar: "ba' ham raftim resturant har ka'ri kard man naza'wtam va nesfe pulo
da'dam."
baEd az ra'ndevuye sevvom.
ma'dar: "cetor wod?"
doxtar: "in dafe bara'm ye hadiyeh a'vordeh bud. ba'z kardam didam ye sa'ate
qawangeh. manam didam un behem ye sa'at dadeh, manam raftam nim
sa'at behew da'dam."
ye ja'hele va'sta'de budeh loxt jeloye a'yineh be dudulew niga'h mikardeh.
be zanew migeh: "bah bah, jama'lewo, ageh do sa'nt bozorgtar bud digeh
wa'he farang budam."
zanew migeh: "ageh do sa'nt kuciktar bud ke malakeye farang budi."
ye doxtar o pesare a'lma'ni rafte budan tehra'n. ye ruz tu ma'win gire pa'sda'ra'
miyoftan. az ham joda'wun mikonan va woruE mikonan soa'l kardan. yeki az pa'sda'ra'
pa'sporta'wuno migireh mireh ye guweh. pa'sporte doxtararo nega'h mikoneh, tuw
nevewte budeh: "Bundesrepublik Deutschland".
mixuneh: "buuuunnn dess reeepuub lik dooo ." velew mikoneh mireh sareh pa'sporte
pesareh: "buuuunnn dess reeepuub lik"
da'd mizaneh be refiqew migeh: "asqar velewun kon, xa'har bara'daran."
wabun bimox: "asqar?"
asqar qa'tel: "ha'n?"
wabun bimox: "limu par da'reh?"
asqar qa'tel: "na."
wabun bimox: "pas messe inke man qana'rito celundam tu ca'yim."
dar sarba'zxuneh ettefa'q ofta'd.
sarhang: "esmet ciyeh?"
sarba'z: "mammad."
sarhang: "in ciyeh dasset?"
sarba'z: "tofangeh."
sarhang: "tofangeh? in mamlekateteh, in a'beruteh, in zendegiteh,
in Sarafeteh, in xa'hareteh, in ma'dareteh."
sarba'z: "baleh qorba'n."
sarhang: "esmet ciyeh?"
sarba'z: "wabun."
sarhang: "in ciyeh dasset?"
sarba'z: "xa'r ma'dare mammadeh."
ye torke mireh sa'ndevicforuwi migeh:
- "ye sa'ndevice sosis bedeh boxorim!"
foruwandeh migeh:
- "bebinam to torki?"
- "az koja' fahmidi?"
- "xob az lahjat maElumeh digeh."
torke asaba'ni miweh mireh birun. woruE mikoneh tamrin kardan ke lahjawo az
dast bedeh. baad az se sa'l tamrine waba'neruz belaxare lahjawo dorost mikoneh
va dobareh mireh tu hamun maqa'zehe, migeh:
- "ye sa'ndevice sosis bedeh boxorim!"
- "bebinam to torki?"
- "ha'la' digeh az koja' fahmidi?"
- "axe inja' pa'rce foruwiye marde hesa'bi."
ye ya'ru mixa'ste be rafiqew ya'd bede a'dam cetor ba' zanew rafta'r
mikone: "bia' berim xunamun, newunet bedam a'dam
cetori az zanew zahre cewm migire."
mibaretew xune, zanewo seda' mikone, ye cake a'bda'r mizane tu guwe
zane, mige: "to hulu xordi?"
zanew mige: "na va'lla'."
ye cake dige: "duruq nagu, hulu xordi."
zanew: "na be xoda', naxordam."
ya'ru ye cake dige mizane, dolla' miwe zamin ye haste hulu barmida're,
mige: "xordi, inam hassaw."
rafiqew xowew mia'd, ya'ru ro mibare xuneye xodew, zanewo seda'
mikone, taq mizane tu guwew, mige: "zan ja'n, to hava'peyma' xordi?"
zane mige: "na va'lla', man hava'peyma'm koja' bud."
ye cake dige, taq: "duruq nagu, hava'peyma' xordi."
ya'ru mikewetew kena'r, mige: "a'xe qorbunet beram, ba'ha'nam mixa'y
begiri, ye ba'ha'neye dorost hesa'bi begir, hava'peyma' xordi ciye dige?"
rafiqew mige: "na june to xorde, midunam, xalaba'newam zire taxt bud."
se nafar mixa'stan hokm ba'zi konan pa'ye ca'ha'rom nada'wtan. yekiwun
mige: "asqar boro sare kuce, bebin kesiro peyda' mikoni."
asqare mire dame panjere, mibine ye armaniye va'ssa'de sare ca'ha'rra',
ye dassewam tu jibe walva'rewe. da'd mizane: "a'qa', ba'zi mikoni?"
mige: "na ba'ba', da'ra'm mixa'runa'm."
ye kure ye rande tu xia'bun peyda' mikone, dast
mikewe ruw, mige: "in certoperta' ciye nevewtan?"
ye ya'ru ye tuti mia're ba'za'r befruwe. maEreke migire, be mardom
mige: "in tuti candin zaba'ne beynolmelali balade. pa'ye ra'stewo bekewi,
ingilisi harf mizane, pa'ye capewo bekewi, fara'nsavi harf mizane."
ye nafar az tuye jamE miporse: "age dota' pa'ha'wo bekewi ci?"
tutiye mige: "xob mixoram zamin, ola'q."
a'qa'ye dastodelba'z be pesarew mige: "boro piwe hamsa'yamun,
guwtkubewuno begir bia'r."
pesare mire, barmigarde, mige: "nada'd."
mige: "boro, xodeto bezan be dar o diva'r, gerye kon, guwkubewuno begir".
pesare doba're mire, barmigarde, mige: "nada'd".
mige: "boro pirhaneto az tanet bekkan, gissa'to bekkan, jiq bezan,
xodeto be xa'k benda'z, guwkubewuno begir bia'r".
doba're mire, barmigadre, mige: "nada'd".
a'qa'ye dastodelba'z mige: "ah, xa'k bar sare xasisewun konan,
boro ma'le xodemuno bia'r."
ye pesar bacce cand kilometriye xunawun newaste bude ba'la'ye
deraxt. mibine bara'dar bozorgaw ba' motorew va ye doxtare xowgel
tarke motorew mia'n dame deraxt pia'de miwan.
bara'dare be doxtare mige: "midi?"
doxtare mige: "na."
bara'daram sava're motor miwe,
mige: "pas cewmet kur, pia'de boro xune."
farda' doba're pesar baccehe newaste bude ba'la'ye hamun deraxt.
bara'dare ba' ye doxtare xowgele dige mia'd. pia'de miwan va be
doxtare mige: "midi?"
doxtare mige: "na."
unam doba're sava're motor miwe,
mige: "pas cewmet kur, pia'de boro xune."
pesar kuculuhe farda'w doxtarbaceye hamsa'yawuno sava're secarxaw
mikone, mia're dame deraxt. pia'de miwan, behew mige: "midi?"
doxtar baccehe mige: "ci?"
pesar baccehe ye xurde fekr mikone, secarxawo mide be doxtare,
mige: "pas cewmam kur, pia'de miram xune."
This guy goes to a sa'ndevicforuwi and says:
"ye sa'ndevice sosis bede boxorim?"
sa'ndevicforuw asks: "bepicam?"
The guy says: "na mostaqim boro."
ye da'ha'tiye zan migire. wabe zafa'f miran tu hejle. da'ha'tiye
fori woruE mikone be ka'r.
zane mige: "cera' enqadr ajale da'ri? ye xurde roma'ntik ba'w."
da'ha'tiye mige: "yani migi cika'r konom?"
zane mige: "xob avval ye xurde ewve bia'."
mige: "ma' ewve mewve balad nistom, mixa'y bara't beguzom?"
ye ba'zres mire ye dabesta'n ba'zresi. dar kela'se sevvom az ye
pesare miporse: "begu bebinam dare xeybar ro ki kand."
bacce: "a'qa' ma' nabudim be xoda'."
ba'zres: "xob ki bud?"
bacce: "ma' nabudim be xoda', az bacceha' beporsin."
bacceha'ye kela's: "na a'qa' nabude."
bazres be moallem: "ba'ba' in ke vaEzew xeyli xara'be."
moallem: "na qorba'n, in ettefa'qan pesare xubiye, wa'gerd avvale
ma'st. age mige nakande, hatman nakande."
ye ya'ru tu xia'bun mirafte, mibine ye korset oftade zamin,
mige: "ba'z in bacceha' mame xordan pustewo enda'xtan zamin."
ye ya'ru mire baqqa'li ye kilu pawm bexare. baqqa'liye har ci pawm
da'wte mirize ru tara'zu, mibine hamaw ru ham miwe 920 geram. har
ci invar unvar nega'h mikone dige pawm gir nemia're. Ye dafe dast
mikone tu pirhane wa'gerdew va ye mowt pawm az sineye un badbaxt
mikkane o mirize ru tara'zu. xola'se yek kiluw dorost miwe va
mowtari mire. ye sa'ate baEd ye mowtariye dige mia'd va ba' sa'gerde
harf mizane. hanuz harfew tamum nawode bude ke wa'gerde dar mire.
baqqa'liye az dur miporse: "ciye? ci wode?
wa'gerd: "in xa'num dah ta' toxmemorq mixa'd."
baqqa'l: "xob cera' dar miri?"
wa'gerd: "a'xe hawt ta' biwtar nada'rim."
ye weka'rciye mire jangal weka're wir. az dur ye wire gonde mibine.
newuni migire va tirewo dar mikone. tir mixore be sare wire va
ye tarafe ya'lew ro mibare. wire badbaxt ba' kalleye nim kacal miofte
donba'le weka'rciye va migiretew. mige: "endafaro behet rahm mikonam,
vali age ye dafe dige az in qalata' bokoni mixoramet."
weka'rciye mire xune va farda'w doba're mia'd jangal. doba're hamun
wiraro mibine ke xa'bide. newuni migire va tir mizane. in dafEe
tire mixore un tarafe sare wire va nesfeye digeye ya'leSam mibare.
wire midoe donba'lew va migiretew. asaba'ni be wekarciye mige:
"bebinam, to tu in tofanget fewang miza'ri ya va'jebi?"
ye ya'ru mire doktor. doktore behew mige: "boro tabaqeye pa'yin
piwe xa'num parasta'r, ye a'zma'yewe edra'r bede, bia' ba'la'".
ya'ru mire pa'yin va parasta're ye liva'ne pela'stiki behew mide va
mifressetew tu tua'let. unam ka'rewo mikone va ba' liva'ne pore edra'r
mia'd birun va az parastre miporse: "ha'l cika'r konam?"
parasta're mige: "boro ba'la'!"
unam mige: "be sala'mati" va livano mire ba'la'
ye edde javun rafte budan picnic. newaste budan sare ye tappe,
basa'tewuno pahn karde budan, mixordan, ba'zi mikardan o ha'l mikardan.
yedafe mibinan ye pire mardi az pa'yine tappe da're mia'd. ye ba're xa'r
ru duwew va hen hen zanun xodewo mikewe ba'la'. baEd az ye modatti ke
mirese ba'la'ye tappe, miwine va az tu jibew ye tikke nun xowk dar
mia're. nuno mixore o hey mige: "xoda'ya' wokret".
javuna' ke ba' wara'b o kaba'b da'wtan ha'l mikardan migan:
"marde hesa'bi, dige mage az to badbaxt tar ham tu in
donya' peyda' miwe? dige cera' xoda' ro wokr mikoni?"
pire marde mige: "woma'ha' javunuin, nemidunin, in wokre man az
sad ta' fohwe xa'rma'dar ham va'seye un badtare."
ye amalehe tabaqeye sevvom ka'r mikarde ke ye tira'han miofte ru
kallaw, guwew az bix kande miwe miofte zamin tu xia'bun. sar amale
behew mige: "qosse naxor, mirim pa'yin guweto peyda'
mikonim mibarim doktor beduze sare ja'w."
mia'n pa'yin woruE mikonan gawtan. sar amalehe guwaro peyda' mikone,
mige: "ina'ha' peyda'w kardam, berim doktor."
amalehe mige: "naxeyr, un ma'le man nist,
ma'le man ye siga'r powtew bud."
ye bacceye do se ma'he ye dafe mige: "ma'ma'n bozorg". hame
heyrun behew niga' mikonan, da'd mizanan "moEjeze wode, moEjeze
wode, bacceye do ma'he harf mizane". hamun wab ma'ma'nbozorge
mimire. hame mizanan tu sare xodewun: "ta'ze hamin emruz ye
moEjeze wod, ajab tasa'dofi?" ye hafte baEd baccehe doba're be
harf miofte: "ba'ba'bozorg". doba're hame xowha'l miwan va hamun
wab ba'bAbozorge ham mimire. migan: "ajab saqqe sia'hi da're in
dige." ye hafte baEd baccehe mige: "ba'ba'". dige hame mizanan
tu sare xodewun. migan na dige emwab ba'ba'he morde. ba'ba'he
un wab dige xa'bew nemibare. ta' sobh bida'r miwine va xoda' ro
wokr ettefa'qi nemiofte. vaqti mixa'ste az xune bere birun,
mibine xa'krubei ba' kalle ofta'de tu jub, morde.
ye ya'ru arusi mikone, mire tu hejle. fa'mila' o dust o
a'wna' ha' jamE miSan powte dare hejle va dam migiran:
"Qazanfar, Qazanfar, Qazanfar, ..."
ya'ru sarewo az la'ye dar mia're birun mige:
"tore xoda' da'd nazanin, hol miwam."
mire tu, va fa'mila' doba're woruE mikonan:
"Qazanfar, Qazanfar, Qazanfar, ..."
doba're ya'ru mia'd birun, mige:
"marge ma'daretun wuluq nakonin, man hol miwam, nemifahmam."
mire tu, ina'm vel namikonan:
"Qazanfar, Qazanfar, Qazanfar, ..."
ye dafEe seda'ye a'x o uxe zane az tu hejle dar mia'd. dige mardom
tu puste xodewun nemigonjidan. dast mizadan, lililili mikewidan va doba're:
"Qazanfar, Qazanfar, Qazanfar, ..."
indafEe ya'ru mia'd birun mige:
"xub wod? deletun xunak Sod? raft tu k*new."
