Alliteration
from February 27th to March 8, 1995
A
Al's Alligator ate all Adam's aardvarks along with apples, an anchovy, and
avacado a la mode.
-kitty
(Okay, its a little stilted Ñ its hard to jump-start humor!)
B
Ben's big bagpipe beat him on the buns, begetting broad baskets of bean bread
baked in bromine.
-Napoleon
Bonnie beat Bruce badly before breakfast by beating Bruce brusequely 'bout the
body with a bat, between blows Bonnie befuddled Babette by besting Bill bobbing
for bananas
felix
C
Can the corny cracks, ya cabbage-eating crackpot, or I'll conk yer cranium and
make you a cadaver.
-Yeti
D
Dope! Do you dare destest da deranged ditties dancing deligthedly dere? Don't!
It depresses and dissapoints!
- Lal
E
Eleanor the Elegant evaded an elephant and elevated eggplant eulogies in an
embargo on England.
-kitty
F
Flush this foolish flippancy freely, or be forced! Fie on this farcically
facietious false-fait accompli, and the farting freaks who formed it!
The Fairbanks Fan of Femme Fatales--Yeti
G
I growl at this gloomy gentleman who's too "grown up" to generate grandliloquent
gibberish to gladden and glorify our good-hearted glee.
A gallant gamine garnering genial gobbledygook.
Kitty
Goodness gracious Gussie, George gorged gleefully gobbling gobs and gobs of
gastric goodies.
-felix
H
Humph.
-Yeti
I
Its increasingly innately able to inspire illness, isn't it?
Lal :)
J
Just juxtapose joyous jurisdiction in January and the jam will jump out of the
jar into the jaws of the jury.
-Napoleon
K
Karefull! "K" Kould be Korny in its unKanny Kleptomania of C's Konsonance!
Lal, the Karing!
L
Lady Lal licked 'leven licorice lollipops at Loch Lomond while a loquacious
llama lost in a liveable locale lapped liquified loganberries and a liveryman
in linen loincloth liberated a lonely lion lashed to a lute in Lisbon.
-kitty
M
Maybe Max might mosey over to Mountain Mike's and make a moose manure mudpie
for mother's moonlight madness so she may marvel at marked marbles massed on her
messy mattress.
-Napoleon
N
Neil Newton, the narcissist newscaster, needs nineteen niphrite negligees in
Norway for ninety-nine ngwee, or his niggardly niece will nag the neurotic
narwhal in naive Natick.
-kitty
O
O, out on open oceans one onerous ospreys opted for oysters as one ominous
oracle of orange orages was orated.
-Napoleon
P
Popping peanuts and plutonium pills paved the path to pathetic purport and the
possibility of parole.
-Napoleon
Q
Quinn quilts quickly for Queen Querida's quick-witted quarter horse, Quasar,
while quibbling in Quechua with a queasy Quayle, who makes Quetzal quilled
arrows for Quincy's quiver.
-kitty
R
Rhodri the Reticent ate a rampaging Rhinocerous at a Ramadan feast while
ratiocinating a renegade Romanian rabbi routing the ruffled rugby players with a
rapier.
-kitty (I have too much time on my hands)
S
Sara a sultry songtress sang seductively Saturday the seventeenth of September
stationed at Sam's song Station seven seven seven South "S" street.
-felix
T
Trapped in a terrible travesty of tangled talking, the titan tries a tank but is
tarred and feathered in Tenoctitlan. The tapering talons of this tarantula-like
telecommunication are tearing my temper. But, then again, they would tax even
Tarzan. Teeny-boppers, try taciturnity!
The Alaskan Yeti
U
Unther the unsung, unadulterated, and unique unicorn of the universe understood
underdone umquats were ugly on ulcers.
Lal :) (I hope 'U' was mine! Didn't want to leave anyone else out!)
Uriah an ugly ungulate unselfishly used ukelele's to undo Ulster the Unkempt's
unholy use of Ugolino, unfortunately Ulster the Unkempt undid Uriah's undoing.
love bunches, felix
V
Virtually all vaseline is value at the valuation of a vague and vagrant varmint.
-kitty
W
Walter whale willingly went west with Wilhemina while wishing Wendy whale would
wait wistfully wondering where Walter went.
-felix
X
Xenophobic xylophonists sailed to Xi'ang for X-mas in a xebec made of
xerophytic xylems.
Hah! Betcha didn't think I'd pull it off! Y is next!!!
-kitty
Y
Yippeee! Youthful yakking Yankees yerks this younker! Yoga? Yuck! Yellow
yogurt is yummy! This doesn't make much sense. Oh, well. Yoiks and
awaaaaaasy!
Yon Yukon Yeti
Z
Zany zebras zonked on Zoro's zoomin' zori while Zen zeigists zig-zag zanders
zapped zealotry into Zebulites at the zenith of the zippered zirconium zither.
-Napoleon
Let's Go!!!
A Better Computer Doing Enter Firmly Group's Heads!?I Just Keep Lists (like the
last one) away from My Neck! (Hmph, That was significantly more difficult that
I expected.)
Lal :)
Alison Baked Cookies Daily Eagerly Fighting Gus Hoping Inwardly Justice,
Knowledge, Light Might Necessitate Openess, Proving Quiet Rewards Sustain
Totally Useless Vexations With Xenaphobics Yearning Zealously!
I just dropped in to bring meaning and exisitence to your lives today!
luv, felix
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