My thanks to Satler for contributing this poem as our theme:
This conference was constructed for the purpose of casual conversation and nonsensical discourse. That means, you can say pretty much anything you want, be as silly as you please, and in short have fun, AS LONG AS YOU FOLLOW THE RULES. Check the Rules folder for further information on this topic.
Your moderators this year are:
--Angela Bergerson (aka Shell the Controller)
--Geoffrey Haug (aka Madman the Enforcer)
FROM THE BIBLE ACCORDING TO GEOFF:
In the beginning was CasCon, and CasCon was with the Controller, and CasCon was the Controller. CasCon was with the Controller in the beginning.
Through the Controller all things were written; without Her nothing was written that has been written. In Her was life, and that life was the light of Cynics. The light shines in the darkness, but the darkness has not understood it.
There came a man who was sent from the Controller; His name was the Enforcer. He came as a witness to testify concerning that light, so that through Him all men might believe.
*Disclaimer. The Bible according to Geoff is not a substitute for the regular Bible, and should not be taken seriously. Please do not bow down and worship either me, or the Controller. We are but people, as you are.