The trees were knocked down, debris piled high. The trash heaps were climbing up to the sky Since Wilma blew her way through this town, What day is this now? I really can’t tell, Our schedule has now gone straight down to … well Wilma blew her way through this town Put in a call to FEMA, and fire up the torch My bicycle is orbiting right along with my front porch! (Oy!) The cable was down, no internet ring, I searched for some Dixie cups and some string, When Wilma blew her way through this town. The outer wall fell through neighboring homes, I drove away just outside of the cone, When Wilma blew her way through this town. The traffic was jammed, with no lights in sight, A stop and go back-up into the night Since Wilma blew her way through this town Katrina barely kissed us, and Rita took a hike- But Wilma knocked us for a loop, and this season was a fright The weathermen fought the blistering storm while telling all “stay away from the harm” while Wilma blew her way through this town. So Santa can bring some shutters and screens, A generator and silicon seams, Since Wilma blew her way through this town. The hurricane season’s finally through, And all we can say is it really blew, May no more Wilmas blow through our town!