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From: jjc7@cornell.edu (Jason Jiyon Cho)
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 1996 03:21:15 -0400 (EDT)
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Hey, if I clear it with Exec, will someone nominate me for Beta when it's
posted?
* Note: this message has been sent to a dozen random brothers. But pretend
I asked you personally. Specially.
* Note: the following does not constitute an actual platform (except
perhaps at the Louisiana Tech chapter)
Top Ten Things Choster Would Do As Beta
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(with help from Trevor Connor '95 O-1494)
10. Beta dinners with Tompkins County Christian Coalition
9. Public relations program: run through Balch naked yelling "No means yes!"
8. Encourage community involvement through Upstate New York Militia
7. Every night after prelims, brawls with ABC Cafe crunchy mob
6. Instead of "win one for the Gipper," "drink one for the Choster" DOTWs
5. Stewart Park beta barbecue and book-burning
4. Road trips to stop illegal aliens at Canadian border
3. As Exec member, change house letters to Kappa-Kappa-Kappa
2. Four words: Coed naked parliamentary debate
1. Same thing he does every night: try to take over the world.
Yes, I do have too much free time. And a 4.3 average to boot.
--
Seeking an office which doesn't rhyme with my last name,
O-1512 <-- soon to be senior member of the house
jjc7@cornell.edu
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