Cows and Government

SOCIALISM: - You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.
COMMUNISM: - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.
FASCISM: - You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.
NAZISM: - You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY: - You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one, and pours the milk down the drain.
CAPITALISM: - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
NEW CAPITALISM -: - You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull; take out huge loan on the the cow, and ignore both the cow and the loan from that point on; then you try to milk the bull, and blame the Japanese for its lack of production.