Beau again - 06/01/00 01:20:54 My URL:http://lookalikeerrormessage.com My Email:death@death.die Favorite Original MTV VJ: me Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: the one with the music in the background Why?: Fish don't eat chesse, you moron!!! Why Not?: "Why" isn't spelled with an "i." Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Quaff-r-icious :) Favorite Texture: smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth | Comments: Man, am I bored!!!!! AND UPDATE YOUR PAGE ONCE IN AWHILE!!! ;) |
Beau - 04/09/00 01:21:34 My Email:bakemod@yahoo.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: the one with the hair.... Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: that one with the drums... Why?: me like drums Why Not?: because that's not the way we planned it!! Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: **pauses, thinking of an answer** Favorite Texture: furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry | Comments: Hey!! Just felt like signing again!! |
OddDog98 - 03/29/00 16:42:30 My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/ChaplinCt/odddog98/ My Email:OddDog98@yahoo.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: Randy of the Redwoods Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: "Iron Man" (cover song) - okay, so they haven't done it yet, but one can always hope Why?: because (of the wonderful things he does - we're off to see the Wizard - the wonderful Wizard of Oz!) Why Not?: Article 19, Paragraph 4 of the Reconstituted Rules and Statutes of the United States Immigration and Naturalization Recycling Plan, Heading 24 - Line 5 Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Quaff?!Is that British slang for a woman's reproductive parts?! Is that what you're asking me about?! Favorite Texture: 2,000 polygons is good | Comments: Questions, questions, questions! Always the damn questions! "Favorite VJ"! "Favorite Texture"! "Where were you on the night of October 7, 1995"! "Who's the dead body in the closet"! Have some respect for privacy, man! |
Sandy - 02/03/00 05:16:58 My Email:slpatton@citynet.net | Comments: Hey, its looking real good. Looks like you have fun with it too. Sandy |
Caleb Drake - 01/26/00 01:45:08 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Fishers_Of_Men_2000/ My Email:cdrake@zjam.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: Beats me Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Beats me Why?: Why what? Why Not?: What? Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Like I know Favorite Texture: Hmmm.... | Comments: This is cool web site Jeff, I like it. Keep it up and you will get a payed to do this stuff. |
Beau Jones - 01/20/00 22:14:18 My Email:bakemod@yahoo.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: that guy... Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: that one Why?: cuz Why Not?: don't matter. Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: too young Favorite Texture: ummmm..........fluffy i guess | Comments: errrrrrrrrrr, messed up questions there, dude. |
Jim - 05/04/99 03:07:30 My URL:http://bartendr.home.mindspring.com My Email:wvsailor@mindspring.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: What?? Who has time to watch MTV??? Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Who the hell are they? Why?: Because Why Not?: Because Mom said so... Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: What's a quaff? Favorite Texture: Sandpaper, course grit, about 80 | Comments: Well, needless to say "Berfle"... interesting home page. Mom has the Adobe Page Mill and the Liquid Motion book at her house for you to borrow. I guess I'll chat with you later! |
Richard & Donna - 02/28/99 04:19:52 My Email:richardrecruiter@yahoo.com Why?: Because I am Why Not?: Because I did Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Sex Favorite Texture: Wet & Sticky | Comments: Hey Jeff we enjoyed your web site especially the pics. For anyone who know's us or cares we are in Maryland and getting married. Look us up! Richard Reese Donna (Kincer) Lanham Good Job keep up the good work Jeff!!!!! |
Richard & Donna - 02/28/99 04:12:11 My Email:richardrecruiter@yahoo.com | Comments: Hey Jeff we enjoyed your web site especially the pics. |
carrie - 01/28/99 22:50:36 My URL:http://www.whimsy.org My Email:carrie@whimsy.org Favorite Original MTV VJ: beavis Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: none Why?: don't like 'em Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: vodka Favorite Texture: furry | Comments: hi |
Sheri Drake - 01/05/99 03:41:30 My Email:sdrake@citynet.net | Comments: I can't relate . . . |
Jennifer - 12/30/98 23:12:39 My Email:shilo5@hotmail.com | Comments: |
Alex Thompson - 12/22/98 03:37:49 Favorite Original MTV VJ: Any (Duff) Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: All I Want Why?: Because I didn't get caught Why Not?: Well, if no sex or money is involved... Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Beehive Favorite Texture: Inner Female Thigh | Comments: I think your product should have a lower price. Also, if the Mideast is so dangerous and volatile, then why don't they have cable TV? Overall, though a fine homepage from a man I can positively say is male. |
Alex Thompson - 12/22/98 03:31:39 Favorite Original MTV VJ: Any (Duff) | Comments: |
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Sandy Patton - 12/06/98 03:50:47 My Email:slpatton@citynet.net Favorite Original MTV VJ: Martha Quinn Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Who cares Why?: Cause Why Not?: Cause Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Scotch on Rocks Favorite Texture: Silky | Comments: Sweet Cheeks enjoyed your visit. |
Sandy Patton - 12/06/98 03:47:50 My Email:slpatton@citynet.net | Comments: Nice being here. |
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jason and robin black - 09/16/98 02:00:04 My Email:JBlack1979@aol.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: jk the vj Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: wet dreams Why?: because Why Not?: why not? Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: buzz cut Favorite Texture: bumpy | Comments: |
Linz - 09/13/98 18:42:02 My Email:smileygurl@hotmail.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: I don't get MTV in Canada Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: I only know one...Good Intentions? Why?: It's the only one I know Why Not?: huh??????? Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: yer on crack Favorite Texture: floam | Comments: N u think I'm crazy??? Oh my!!! Yer way crazier! But thats cool, my motto is I'm not weird, I'm gifted......always stick by it! Cool Page! ......Linz (c:§ |
Cindy - 09/07/98 14:44:34 My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy My Email:elalla@hotmail.com comment: Nice page.... please come visit my 0001011 site :-) Thanks, Cindy | Comments: |
Lisa - 08/21/98 03:47:06 My Email:monster.man@worldnet.att.net Favorite Original MTV VJ: Martha Quinn Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Walk on the Water Why?: a lot like Jesus Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Glen Ellen Zinfendale Favorite Texture: silky | Comments: Your page tells me nothing. And I know much more. Why not selectively share that something beautiful? And where is my picture, dammit! |
Stacey Blythe Fischer - 08/20/98 03:35:11 My Email:RNfor24@aol.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: Yes Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: No Why?: Maybe Why Not?: Perhaps Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Certainly Favorite Texture: Oh geez! Did you HAVE to remind me? | Comments: Great website! Still looking, though. One day, perhaps I will have my own link here. |
John Mullins - 08/19/98 13:32:07 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/biz/1stimpressionstudio/index.html My Email:firstimpressionstudio@yahoo.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: Adam Curry Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Before You Were Born Why?: "Huh, huh, he says G.D." Why Not?: YNOT is an adult network. Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Terpentine Favorite Texture: Properly Oiled Breast | Comments: Nice page. You forgot to mention how the horse was related to you in the gallery pix. Eh, beh. |
Moselle O'Brien - 08/08/98 00:41:00 Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Diet Ginger-Ale Favorite Texture: Soft | Comments: This is for the birds of which I must be one or I wouldn't be doing this. |
Zepman80 - 08/03/98 20:31:37 My URL:http://members.tripod.com/Zepman80 My Email:Zepman80@tripod.net Favorite Original MTV VJ: Beavis and Butthead Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: I Bump My Butt When I Hop Why?: Because Why Not?: Because Not Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Such Is Life Favorite Texture: Panty Liner | Comments: Hi Ferd. Not sure about all the ? above. I tried. Is it a test? Hope I didn't fail. Thanks for being a friend to Tammy (aka Shopdroppp). See ya on the web. |
Wendell or DAD - 08/01/98 01:57:52 My Email:Saved22280@aol.com Why Not?: 2 old Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Vernors Favorite Texture: smoothe as silk | Comments: This just goes to show that the world has gone over the edge! |
ariel - 07/17/98 02:59:10 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SouthBeach/Strand/5355 | Comments: kewl page! |
kelly - 06/06/98 02:54:26 Favorite Original MTV VJ: jj jackson Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: can't remember the name Why?: because ... because ... because ... Why Not?: exactly ... Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: anything with Midori Favorite Texture: smooth | Comments: Should it seem ironic that Toad the Wet Sprocket was not even a tadpole when the original MTV VJ's were on the scene ... hmmmmm ... |
Rick (or nobody from HS days) - 05/28/98 15:41:33 My URL:I'm not that sophisticated yet. My Email:wvrik@aol.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: Martha and her earlobes Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Their touching rendition of "The Nutcracker Suite" Why?: Yes Why Not?: Absolutely Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Whatever is cheapest at the time Favorite Texture: a grimy, greasy 60's era V-8 | Comments: Hey Jeff, Bye, Rick |
MN_QT - 05/22/98 18:05:22 My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mn/imaqt My Email:MN_QT@hotmail.com Favorite Original MTV VJ: Pauly RULES! .... does he count??? (Ed. note: Sorry, No.) Why?: Because I said so... Why Not?: Because I said so... Favorite Texture: mmmmm anything silk or satin...okay leather is cool too | Comments: Hi hun.....very very awesome site.... Loved every minute of it. I got ya on ICQ now..so page me already...will ya???? lol Lots of Kisses, QT |
ariarose - 05/17/98 00:21:02 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/RainForest/Canopy/1894 My Email:iching@hereintown.net Favorite Original MTV VJ: do not watch........... Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: have no clue Why?: I do not listen................. Why Not?: see above. Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: nadda Favorite Texture: quilt | Comments: Cool page.....and thanks for signing mine. |
Captain - 02/19/98 06:47:09 My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Theater/1645/ My Email:monster.man@worldnet.att.net Favorite Original MTV VJ: Nina Blackwood, currently hawking 80's music CD's Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: that one about.... Why?: it has a good beat and I can dance to it. Favorite Texture: grit | Comments: In this everchanging world, one truth remains strong, and holds up against all forces---You will always be a FERD!! |
Janie Kimble - 01/20/98 04:59:49 My Email:xbow@worldnet.att.net Favorite Original MTV VJ: what? Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: who? Why?: why not? Why Not?: why? Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: water Favorite Texture: silk | Comments: nice site Berfle. Your questions are out of my league. Highway 61 is a new searcher. Have you tried Dogpile (one fetches), Sharkey's Search Engines or Beaucoup? How about Martindale's 'the reference desk'? cool info sites and searchers. i'm almost a paralegal now. hurrah! only 4 classes and an internship. See you in court - NOT! -janie k. |
Sam Batman - 01/13/98 00:48:34 My Email:redeemer@uncfsu.campus.mci.net Favorite Original MTV VJ: That "Amuck in America" Guy (Ed. note: Alan Hunter) Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: [I have no favorite. I don't listen to this band and Jeff knows it.] Why?: Because ... I don't. Why Not?: See above. Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Coca-Cola. With ice. In a clean glass. Favorite Texture: Silky smooth. | Comments: There is more to life than Toad. Like ... like ... okay, so I own "In Light Syrup." There! Are you happy! I can't even remember the track list! Now, the Yardbirds ... THAT was a band. |
Ferd E. Berfle - 01/04/98 06:15:16 My Email:Jeffreydrake@usa.net Favorite Original MTV VJ: Martha Quinn/ JJ Jackson (tie) Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Something's Always Wrong Why?: Something's Always Wrong Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Beer Favorite Texture: Nipply | Comments: I made this. |