Well, here's another fancy wizard I found on the Geocities homesteading site, so I thought I'd give it a whirl. Please read it!

Beau again - 06/01/00 01:20:54
My URL:http://lookalikeerrormessage.com
My Email:death@death.die
Favorite Original MTV VJ: me
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: the one with the music in the background
Why?: Fish don't eat chesse, you moron!!!
Why Not?: "Why" isn't spelled with an "i."
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Quaff-r-icious :)
Favorite Texture: smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth
Comments:
Man, am I bored!!!!! AND UPDATE YOUR PAGE ONCE IN AWHILE!!! ;)


Beau - 04/09/00 01:21:34
My Email:bakemod@yahoo.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: the one with the hair....
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: that one with the drums...
Why?: me like drums
Why Not?: because that's not the way we planned it!!
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: **pauses, thinking of an answer**
Favorite Texture: furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry
Comments:
Hey!! Just felt like signing again!!


OddDog98 - 03/29/00 16:42:30
My URL:http://home.talkcity.com/ChaplinCt/odddog98/
My Email:OddDog98@yahoo.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Randy of the Redwoods
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: "Iron Man" (cover song) - okay, so they haven't done it yet, but one can always hope
Why?: because (of the wonderful things he does - we're off to see the Wizard - the wonderful Wizard of Oz!)
Why Not?: Article 19, Paragraph 4 of the Reconstituted Rules and Statutes of the United States Immigration and Naturalization Recycling Plan, Heading 24 - Line 5
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Quaff?!Is that British slang for a woman's reproductive parts?! Is that what you're asking me about?!
Favorite Texture: 2,000 polygons is good
Comments:
Questions, questions, questions! Always the damn questions! "Favorite VJ"! "Favorite Texture"! "Where were you on the night of October 7, 1995"! "Who's the dead body in the closet"! Have some respect for privacy, man!


Sandy - 02/03/00 05:16:58
My Email:slpatton@citynet.net
Comments:
Hey, its looking real good. Looks like you have fun with it too. Sandy


Caleb Drake - 01/26/00 01:45:08
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Fishers_Of_Men_2000/
My Email:cdrake@zjam.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Beats me
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Beats me
Why?: Why what?
Why Not?: What?
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Like I know
Favorite Texture: Hmmm....
Comments:
This is cool web site Jeff, I like it. Keep it up and you will get a payed to do this stuff.


Beau Jones - 01/20/00 22:14:18
My Email:bakemod@yahoo.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: that guy...
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: that one
Why?: cuz
Why Not?: don't matter.
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: too young
Favorite Texture: ummmm..........fluffy i guess
Comments:
errrrrrrrrrr, messed up questions there, dude.


Jim - 05/04/99 03:07:30
My URL:http://bartendr.home.mindspring.com
My Email:wvsailor@mindspring.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: What?? Who has time to watch MTV???
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Who the hell are they?
Why?: Because
Why Not?: Because Mom said so...
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: What's a quaff?
Favorite Texture: Sandpaper, course grit, about 80
Comments:
Well, needless to say "Berfle"... interesting home page. Mom has the Adobe Page Mill and the Liquid Motion book at her house for you to borrow. I guess I'll chat with you later!


Richard & Donna - 02/28/99 04:19:52
My Email:richardrecruiter@yahoo.com
Why?: Because I am
Why Not?: Because I did
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Sex
Favorite Texture: Wet & Sticky
Comments:
Hey Jeff we enjoyed your web site especially the pics. For anyone who know's us or cares we are in Maryland and getting married. Look us up! Richard Reese Donna (Kincer) Lanham Good Job keep up the good work Jeff!!!!!


Richard & Donna - 02/28/99 04:12:11
My Email:richardrecruiter@yahoo.com
Comments:
Hey Jeff we enjoyed your web site especially the pics.


carrie - 01/28/99 22:50:36
My URL:http://www.whimsy.org
My Email:carrie@whimsy.org
Favorite Original MTV VJ: beavis
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: none
Why?: don't like 'em
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: vodka
Favorite Texture: furry
Comments:
hi


Sheri Drake - 01/05/99 03:41:30
My Email:sdrake@citynet.net
Comments:
I can't relate . . .


Jennifer - 12/30/98 23:12:39
My Email:shilo5@hotmail.com
Comments:


Alex Thompson - 12/22/98 03:37:49
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Any (Duff)
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: All I Want
Why?: Because I didn't get caught
Why Not?: Well, if no sex or money is involved...
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Beehive
Favorite Texture: Inner Female Thigh
Comments:
I think your product should have a lower price. Also, if the Mideast is so dangerous and volatile, then why don't they have cable TV? Overall, though a fine homepage from a man I can positively say is male.


Alex Thompson - 12/22/98 03:31:39
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Any (Duff)
Comments:


Alex Thompson - 12/22/98 03:29:32
Comments:


Sandy Patton - 12/06/98 03:50:47
My Email:slpatton@citynet.net
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Martha Quinn
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Who cares
Why?: Cause
Why Not?: Cause
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Scotch on Rocks
Favorite Texture: Silky
Comments:
Sweet Cheeks enjoyed your visit.


Sandy Patton - 12/06/98 03:47:50
My Email:slpatton@citynet.net
Comments:
Nice being here.


10/25/98 12:11:25
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.


jason and robin black - 09/16/98 02:00:04
My Email:JBlack1979@aol.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: jk the vj
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: wet dreams
Why?: because
Why Not?: why not?
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: buzz cut
Favorite Texture: bumpy
Comments:


Linz - 09/13/98 18:42:02
My Email:smileygurl@hotmail.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: I don't get MTV in Canada
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: I only know one...Good Intentions?
Why?: It's the only one I know
Why Not?: huh???????
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: yer on crack
Favorite Texture: floam
Comments:
N u think I'm crazy??? Oh my!!! Yer way crazier! But thats cool, my motto is I'm not weird, I'm gifted......always stick by it! Cool Page! ......Linz (c:§


Cindy - 09/07/98 14:44:34
My URL:http://www.0001011.com/users/cindy
My Email:elalla@hotmail.com
comment: Nice page.... please come visit my 0001011 site :-) Thanks, Cindy
Comments:


Lisa - 08/21/98 03:47:06
My Email:monster.man@worldnet.att.net
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Martha Quinn
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Walk on the Water
Why?: a lot like Jesus
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Glen Ellen Zinfendale
Favorite Texture: silky
Comments:
Your page tells me nothing. And I know much more. Why not selectively share that something beautiful? And where is my picture, dammit!


Stacey Blythe Fischer - 08/20/98 03:35:11
My Email:RNfor24@aol.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Yes
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: No
Why?: Maybe
Why Not?: Perhaps
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Certainly
Favorite Texture: Oh geez! Did you HAVE to remind me?
Comments:
Great website! Still looking, though. One day, perhaps I will have my own link here.


John Mullins - 08/19/98 13:32:07
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/biz/1stimpressionstudio/index.html
My Email:firstimpressionstudio@yahoo.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Adam Curry
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Before You Were Born
Why?: "Huh, huh, he says G.D."
Why Not?: YNOT is an adult network.
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Terpentine
Favorite Texture: Properly Oiled Breast
Comments:
Nice page. You forgot to mention how the horse was related to you in the gallery pix. Eh, beh.


Moselle O'Brien - 08/08/98 00:41:00
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Diet Ginger-Ale
Favorite Texture: Soft
Comments:
This is for the birds of which I must be one or I wouldn't be doing this.


Zepman80 - 08/03/98 20:31:37
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/Zepman80
My Email:Zepman80@tripod.net
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Beavis and Butthead
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: I Bump My Butt When I Hop
Why?: Because
Why Not?: Because Not
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Such Is Life
Favorite Texture: Panty Liner
Comments:
Hi Ferd. Not sure about all the ? above. I tried. Is it a test? Hope I didn't fail. Thanks for being a friend to Tammy (aka Shopdroppp). See ya on the web.


Wendell or DAD - 08/01/98 01:57:52
My Email:Saved22280@aol.com
Why Not?: 2 old
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Vernors
Favorite Texture: smoothe as silk
Comments:
This just goes to show that the world has gone over the edge!


ariel - 07/17/98 02:59:10
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SouthBeach/Strand/5355
Comments:
kewl page!


kelly - 06/06/98 02:54:26
Favorite Original MTV VJ: jj jackson
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: can't remember the name
Why?: because ... because ... because ...
Why Not?: exactly ...
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: anything with Midori
Favorite Texture: smooth
Comments:
Should it seem ironic that Toad the Wet Sprocket was not even a tadpole when the original MTV VJ's were on the scene ... hmmmmm ...


Rick (or nobody from HS days) - 05/28/98 15:41:33
My URL:I'm not that sophisticated yet.
My Email:wvrik@aol.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Martha and her earlobes
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Their touching rendition of "The Nutcracker Suite"
Why?: Yes
Why Not?: Absolutely
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Whatever is cheapest at the time
Favorite Texture: a grimy, greasy 60's era V-8
Comments:
Hey Jeff, Bye, Rick


MN_QT - 05/22/98 18:05:22
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mn/imaqt
My Email:MN_QT@hotmail.com
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Pauly RULES! .... does he count??? (Ed. note: Sorry, No.)
Why?: Because I said so...
Why Not?: Because I said so...
Favorite Texture: mmmmm anything silk or satin...okay leather is cool too
Comments:
Hi hun.....very very awesome site.... Loved every minute of it. I got ya on ICQ now..so page me already...will ya???? lol Lots of Kisses, QT


ariarose - 05/17/98 00:21:02
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/RainForest/Canopy/1894
My Email:iching@hereintown.net
Favorite Original MTV VJ: do not watch...........
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: have no clue
Why?: I do not listen.................
Why Not?: see above.
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: nadda
Favorite Texture: quilt
Comments:
Cool page.....and thanks for signing mine.


Captain - 02/19/98 06:47:09
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Theater/1645/
My Email:monster.man@worldnet.att.net
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Nina Blackwood, currently hawking 80's music CD's
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: that one about....
Why?: it has a good beat and I can dance to it.
Favorite Texture: grit
Comments:
In this everchanging world, one truth remains strong, and holds up against all forces---You will always be a FERD!!


Janie Kimble - 01/20/98 04:59:49
My Email:xbow@worldnet.att.net
Favorite Original MTV VJ: what?
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: who?
Why?: why not?
Why Not?: why?
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: water
Favorite Texture: silk
Comments:
nice site Berfle. Your questions are out of my league. Highway 61 is a new searcher. Have you tried Dogpile (one fetches), Sharkey's Search Engines or Beaucoup? How about Martindale's 'the reference desk'? cool info sites and searchers. i'm almost a paralegal now. hurrah! only 4 classes and an internship. See you in court - NOT! -janie k.


Sam Batman - 01/13/98 00:48:34
My Email:redeemer@uncfsu.campus.mci.net
Favorite Original MTV VJ: That "Amuck in America" Guy (Ed. note: Alan Hunter)
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: [I have no favorite. I don't listen to this band and Jeff knows it.]
Why?: Because ... I don't.
Why Not?: See above.
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Coca-Cola. With ice. In a clean glass.
Favorite Texture: Silky smooth.
Comments:
There is more to life than Toad. Like ... like ... okay, so I own "In Light Syrup." There! Are you happy! I can't even remember the track list! Now, the Yardbirds ... THAT was a band.


Ferd E. Berfle - 01/04/98 06:15:16
My Email:Jeffreydrake@usa.net
Favorite Original MTV VJ: Martha Quinn/ JJ Jackson (tie)
Favorite Toad The Wet Sprocket Song: Something's Always Wrong
Why?: Something's Always Wrong
Favorite Sophisticated Adult Quaff: Beer
Favorite Texture: Nipply
Comments:
I made this.


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