sharp as a bag of wet mice.

In my
humble
opinion...

Arch Deluxe sandwiches & men who honk rather than knock & the food at Scoozee's (especially those kidney-sized garlic meatballs) & vinyl seats in the Hawaiian summer & Windows 95 & jenny mccarthy & Pat Buchanan & Slim Jim commercials & turning laundry pink & Marriott & Jeremy Harris & fast-food french fries not cooked in beef-lard & MTV's "Darwin in Action" show Singled Out & baby-tees on anyone younger than 16 & parking in Waikiki & Dateline NBC & tuition hikes & William Shatner & that gawdawful Fugees remake of "Killing me Softly" & cereal prices & ice-cold toilet rims (and those responsible) & leaks in your first Magic 8-Ball & diet sodas & John Gray & making a left on Kapahulu Avenue & sand in my bed & wandering patients who like to spit & sports that pre-empt "The Tick" & Ann Landers & maxi-pads & people who say "information superhighway" & flat tires & the 6:30 a.m. Route 8 city bus & Sally Struthers & the state of USENET these days & call-waiting & hotel staff that try to talk to me in Japanese & The Iona Pear Dancers & anyone who disses Yoko Ono & gas prices & scratching a CD & insanely old astronomy professors & Mike Feeney and the Internet Cafe & the smell of my fridge & commercial web sites & Sunland & Bill Gates & the whole of Aaron Spelling's work & Nutrasweet & Dow products that come in pairs & box office peons that ask, "only one?" & the cigar revival & sharing laundry machines with ten families & tourists on mopeds & men who appear happy wearing thongs & most (but not all) Republicans & television on Sunday night & cK one & overzealous vegetarians & getting flamed for having an opinion & KHON's Malia Mattoch & crusing packs of lowered, neon-fitted Hondas & most guys named David & line-noise & people who think Cool Whip is best for cooking & Blockbuster Video

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