*3*
OF THE THIRD KIND
"Wait!" Paul shouted after the small figure, taking a few steps as if to follow it. But the being only ran harder, and in seconds it had scrambled up the rise, darted into the meadow, and receded out of sight. Paul stopped, not altogether sorry he hadn't pursued harder. For one thing, he would have run right out of his laceless shoes.
"Funny," Ringo murmured behind him, "they usually scream and run at us." The tambourine jingled faintly in his shaking hand.
"Jesus," squeaked John, hugging his guitar to him like a shield. His cloak of insanity, put on so he wouldn't have to think, had fallen off, leaving naked fear. "Oh God oh God oh God we're gonna die."
George closed his eyes and repeated his mantra, calming himself.
Taking a deep breath, Paul went up to the lettuce-bush to see what had been dropped. He did not fail to notice the little person's footprints, sharply outlined bare human (!) feet in the wet sand near the water. A leprechaun? Hobbit? Glancing at the meadow to make sure the being or its friends weren't going to swoop down on him, he picked up the sack. Made of coarse brown material, it was sodden and caked with sand at the bottom. Peering carefully within, Paul got a noseful of fishy-smelling vegetable. He retched and closed the sack. "Seaweed," he called to the others, most of whom were slowly coming to join him. "Come on, we'll bring it back to him and maybe he'll talk to us."
But John stayed right where he was, a stick figure in the sand. "I ain't goin' after him, no way!" he yelled.
Oh, no, not again. "Ah, come on, mate," Paul said, a masterpiece of self-control when he itched to grab John and frog-march him along. "You can't stay here forever."
"Watch me!"
Then George turned to look at John. While he didn't smile, he seemed calm and composed, almost serene. "Look fear in the face and it won't bother you any more," he said. Then, following his own dictum, he took the sack from Paul and started into the meadow, walking carefully so as not to lose his shoes.
"Wait for us!" Paul barked, but George kept going. "Shit," Paul muttered, running his fingers through his hair. They couldn't split up, they couldn't, that would be the worst thing they could do.... "So what are you gonna do, then?" he snapped at Ringo, who stood quietly nearby. "Stand here till you take root?"
Ringo looked at his feet. "I can't deal with this. I don't wanna be here."
Paul nearly threw up his hands in exasperation, but then he got an idea and said loudly, "Right, I'm not your mum, you're adults, do as you please. I hope you find something to eat." He kicked off his shoes, scooped them up, and trotted after George; as an afterthought, threw over his shoulder, "If you don't get eaten first!"
"Bugger off!" John screamed back. But Ringo, disliking the growing circle of empty space around him, gulped and hurried to catch up with Paul.
"They're all cracked," John said to the air with melancholy satisfaction, watching them dwindle. "Never see them again. Fuck knows what'll happen over there." The three little white dots shrank further, now merely snowflakes against the grass. "You wouldn't get me there in a million years."
The air didn't reply.
The water lapped at the shore. The sun shone down bright and hot. The leaves of the giant lettuce twitched in the breeze.
And suddenly John was overwhelmed by the image of himself as a solitary white bean in the center of a plate that was getting larger and Larger and LARGER--
He tore off across the sand, hardly noticing the shoelace-strap as it dug into his neck, the guitar as it bumped his stomach. "Wait for me! Wait for me!"
+How long do you think his shoes'll stay on-whoops, there they go! Gods, can't he think of any other way to curse than to say `fuck'? I thought he was supposed to be creative.+
/If you'd included some sort of carrying implement for those instruments, he'd never have had to bore you thus./
+Borl, why don't you just make a sign that says `You screwed up' and flash it whenever you get the urge to point something out?+
/I was under the impression, Varx, that you needed to see the screen occasionally./
[Hush, you two! I want to hear those lovely Liverpudlian accents.]
Although the four were on the lookout for a dwelling in the ground-hobbit-hole or something-the farm that soon became visible in the distance was perfectly adequate. It boasted a long, low house, a smaller dwelling, a barn, animal pens (currently empty), several sheds, and (on the beach) a tiny dock with another shed on it. All the buildings were made of wood and painted olive green; however, the houses and barn sported red, blue, and yellow designs within circles, like Pennsylvania Dutch distelfinks.
There were other interesting details, but the four were concerned with only one: the bald man coming out of the house, dragging the barefoot gray person (a child, they saw now) by the sleeve.
The moment the man saw the four in the distance, he stopped short. The child hid behind its father's body, clinging to his legs. The man glanced behind him briefly and whistled: a short, piercing sound that drew two other men hurrying from the barn, one carrying a pitchfork. Then the bald man cupped his hands round his mouth and shouted to the four,
"I be but a poor sherder wit' childs an' wife." (English, thank God!) "Be you robbers, we fight you till we die, an' that be ten t'ousand evil ans for each of us. Be you honest men, only Dalns could welcome you more heartily." The words came slow and clear; the accent sounded vaguely Jamaican, vaguely Scandinavian.
George started toward him right away, and what could the others do but follow, John padding along in his socks, his shoes dangling from his right hand.
By the time they reached the spot where the man and child waited, the farmhands had also arrived, and the two sides eyed each other nervously. The four, even Ringo, towered over the adults; the tallest farmhand was perhaps 5'6", while the father was a few inches shorter than that. On the other hand, years of hard work had given the men broad chests and thick, muscular arms, and the pitchfork had wicked points. All three (and the child) were Caucasian, thick-boned and pudgy-faced, with small blobby noses and brown eyes. They wore leather boots that had seen much hard use, and their gray-brown woolen pants and shirts were rough and faded and well patched. The child wore a shapeless long smock like a thick nightgown. The farmhands, young men in their early twenties, had long ponytails tied with faded red twine. Their eyebrows were either naturally thin or had been plucked in some fashion statement, and their faces were pocked with acne scars. The bald man, fiftyish, had a bushy gray-brown walrus mustache and eyebrows to match. While his face was round and innocent, his gaze was sharp and appraising. And they all smelled of hard work-sweat and manure.
"Ayuh," the bald man said with a nervous chuckle, looking up and up at the four. "When said Peli dere be moon giants on de beach, I didn't believe him...." He reached back and rumpled the hidden child's hair. "Be you just travelers? Not robbers?"
Paul stepped forward and opened his mouth to answer, and he was speaking to aliens his little prepared speech flew right out of his head. "Uh--" he stammered.
George stepped forward, holding the seaweed sack out. "We're-we're not r-robbers." He swallowed to steady his voice. "Here, Peli dropped this."
A grateful, rather surprised smile lit up the bald man's face, as if he'd thought George had claimed the bag for his own. "Good jan to you, stranger," he said, taking the bag and handing it down to Peli, telling him, "Take it to amma."
The boy darted one more look at the giants before racing back to the house as fast as dragging the long sack would let him.
The man opened his mouth as if to say something, looked at the farmhands, snapped his mouth shut, and scratched under his mustache instead. Then he pointed at George's guitar. "Be you bards?"
Solemnly George played a few chords-the opening of "My Sweet Lord."
The farmhands' faces went from sullen to rapturous. "By Pasik! Han't heard music since never," one whispered.
"Play y'fer us?" the other asked shyly. "I gie y'my sivver gry I got f'r diggin' wells a'de castle."
"Oh, no, you don't need to," George said, touched by this absolutely pure response. "I mean, we'd be happy to play for nothing."
The bald man grinned, then quelled the farmhands' excitement with a quick whistle and a jabbed finger at the barn. "When Seopia sleeps," he told the men, who disappointedly drifted away, with many over-the-shoulder glances and whispered comments.
When they were well away, the bald man's grin faded into a thoughtful, wary look for a second before becoming serious. He drew himself up and crossed his hands over his chest. "I be Stal bes fardohd-Namar, called Stal Lastman as my farm be de last before de empty road to Jaran. I swear by Dalns and de Vasyn dat my hands will cause you no harm. Be welcome, travelers!" Stal moved his hands away from his body until his arms were spread wide, welcoming, trusting.
"Thank you," George said gravely. "I'm George Harrison." The others introduced themselves as well.
Stal stared blankly at their response; no doubt he'd expected them to complete a standard welcoming ritual. However, before any of the four could worry, his grin returned-tempered with a bit of incredulous delight?--and he lowered his arms and said to George, "Your names an' speech be much different. Be you de tallest men I've ever seen. Glow your shirts like de moons-I could touch one?"
George nodded, so the man reached out and rubbed a corner of T-shirt between his fingers. When he released the shirt, he left a smudge. "Soft," he said in wonderment and satisfaction. He bent forward and sniffed George around the chest. (Despite himself, George leaned back, grimacing from the man's odor.) "You even smell different."
Then Stal straightened up, glanced around to make sure no one else was nearby, and said in a low, conspiratorial voice, "Came you cross-Chasm?" From his shining eyes to the quiver in his cheek, every bit of his manner begged Please say yes!
Trusting that God wouldn't let him do anything suicidal this early in the adventure, George murmured "Yes." For it was true, in a way.
Excitement glimmered in Stal's eyes. Still quietly, but more urgently, he asked, "Came you t'rough Tradertown an' Focan?"
"No," said Paul, finally finding his voice. "I mean, I don't think so, we don't know the names of things round here." He gave George a glance of disapproval for committing them to a role they knew nothing about, then beamed at the bald man. "We just arrived. It's quite lovely here. Very peaceful."
"Focan be de city nort' of here," said the man impatiently. "You did not dock dere?"
Remember: People from cross-Chasm used boats. "Oh, no, we came from back that way." Paul pointed. "We landed in the m-on the beach."
"Met you anyone else-annuder traveler, an Idri?"
"No, you're the first person we've met-unless an Idri is one of those big plants on the beach. Oh, and Peli, of course."
Stal began to tremble. Tears glimmered in his eyes.
Although Paul was used to every kind of reaction when people met him, the man's distress disturbed him more than usual. Not a touchy-feely sort, he nevertheless dropped his shoes and put his hand on Stal's shoulder, saying "Please don't be scared of us. We wouldn't even think of hurting you."
"Na, na!" The man dashed the back of his hairy, stubby-fingered hand across his eyes, wiping the tears away, and when his arm lowered he was smiling shyly. "I be not afraid-I be joyous! Never did I dream to speak with anyone from cross-Chasm-de Idris forbid it!"
"Why?" John said sharply. "And what's an Idri?"
Stal scowled. "De Idri'en Tagen-de Hands of de Gods. Conquered dey Ketafa 40 years ago an' brought back de gods."
On the last word, George, who had been listening intently anyway, rounded on the bald man. "Where were the gods before that?"
"Cross-Chasm." Stal's tone of voice and puzzled expression clearly added What? You didn't know?
Not caring that he had started to tread on shaky ground, George persisted: "Which gods did they bring back?"
"All seventy of dem. Dalns, Durak, Pasik, Seopia, Parlani-every one of de gods an' goddesses dat came my ancestors to Ketafa to-uh, dat had not been in Ketafa for almost 500 years."
"How about Lord Krishna? Lord Shiva? Ganesha?"
Now Stal looked really confused-and, oddly enough, rather pleased. "Dese be not names I know. Dere be Kasra, goddess of fishermen--"
"Staaa-aaal!" The thin, nasal cry came from the barn, from which a one-horse cart had emerged. Everyone looked over. The driver waved. When he saw he had caught Stal's attention, he snapped the reins, urged the horse toward the little group.
Stal hissed in exasperation, blowing out the ends of his mustache. "My candle flickers, honored guests. Please, don't leave. I be back swiftly." Muttering under his breath, he trotted to meet the cart.
"My candle flickers-I like that," Paul said softly when Stal was far enough away. "Right, that's a hurdle gone over, isn't it? I mean, now we've broken the ice, the rest should come pretty easy. He seems a decent chap for an alien."
"Fallen through the ice, more likely," said John, narrowing his eyes at the bald man. "He still ain't told us why these Idri people made it illegal to talk to us, or why he's so pleased he's got the chance to. For all we know, those fuckin' Idris'll kill us so no one can talk to us." He gestured expansively with the hand that held his shoes and nearly whacked Ringo in the head with them. "And did you notice how he started to talk about his ancestors and changed the subject? He's not tellin' us somethin'-and he wants somethin' from us."
"I want to know more about their gods," said George.
"Look, we have to be careful what we say to him," Paul said, "especially about gods." He started untying his guitar so he could lace his shoes back up. "He seems to like us 'cause we're from cross-Chasm, and we don't know how he'd feel about us if he found out we lied about that-" here he gave George another annoyed glance "-much less if he found out where we're really from. Remember, we're really the aliens here."
"So we shouldn't even try to figure out whether he's gonna screw us over," John said bleakly. "We should just cheerfully walk into the gas chamber."
"I didn't say that. We should find out what he's up to, but we have to do it subtly. We can't--"
"Bards!" Stal called. John and Paul started guiltily. The bald man waved at them to come over. "T'kes must see you!" His tone was heavily sarcastic, even at that distance.
So they came over, John muttering about how they were already Stal's slaves and Paul hissing at him to shut up. T'kes-a woman? no, a slender man with a delicate face, long brown hair, and slightly slanted eyes-watched with dropping jaw as the four grew larger and larger with each step. The old white-brown horse, equally unaccustomed to giants, rolled its eyes and took a few steps to the side; Stal had to grab its harness and stroke its nose to calm it.
T'kes stared open-mouthed for about a second and then was brought sharply back to whatever planet they were on when Stal cuffed him on the thigh and said, "Seen you dem, now ask!"
Obviously used to blows, T'kes didn't even flinch. "I'm to Focan, Stal, an' Keelan ast me d'ast y'f we needed more..." He turned a shining face on the four again. "Is-is dem bards?"
"Ayuh. From Ka Tenid." (This raised more than one eyebrow among the four.) "Tell me de list."
"Ten barrels wheat flour, hand'a strings yellowspice, jar'a sour triz, an' skull'a salt."
Stal glanced at the four. "Get a keg of kessel wine for de bards." He dug in his pocket and came up with a gold piece, which he handed to T'kes.
"Kessel wine?" T'kes licked his thin lips, reminiscing, as he put the coin away. "Had some once.... d'gods drink't.... d'bards be gods? Wears dey clouds...."
"Cease, nubbyned!" the bald man barked, clearly embarrassed by the other's naiveté. "Buy de wine from Ahnahnehsah Lehrehtehreh. He be old an' tipping his jan to good, so won't cheat you." Abruptly he grabbed T'kes's arm and pulled the slender man almost double in the seat. Their faces inches apart, Stal hissed, "Don't flap your tongue about de bards in Focan! Come de Idris fast as fire if dey hear of new bards. If asks any of de keg, speak dat we celebrate de sale of six lambs. Go."
Released, T'kes stayed partially bent, staring at Stal in fear. Turning this glance on the four, he nervously smoothed his hair behind his ears-
he had pointed ears-
then the hair fell over them again, and he whipped up the horse and drove off.
Stal watched him go, unaware of the four fascinated pairs of eyes staring over his head. "Elves," he sighed. "Would dat I could afford human help." Turning to the four: "Bards, de sun grows older, an' I would talk more wit' you-if you will," he added respectfully.
"Sure," said John before Paul could jump in. "First, though, you might tell us what'll happen to us if the Idris find out about us."
The bald man looked dismayed by the question, but he answered readily enough. "I know not. Men from cross-Chasm dock always at Tradertown, an' if dey would see de city, de Idris escort dem. I guess you would be taken to Tradertown."
"But they wouldn't kill us?" John prompted. "If it's illegal for you to talk to us-"
"Kill you?" The words came out in a bark of laughter. "Kill de Favorites of de Gods? Dey would sooner destroy de Vasyn! But-" and Stal's voice dropped "-dey might kill me for talking to you."
This wasn't what John had expected at all, and he could only say, "Oh."
"Dat be why I told T'kes dat came you from Ka Tenid," the little man said. "Dat be de city fardest from Focan, an' such as live dere never come here. De men dere may look like you-no one here would know udderwise."
"But if we're putting you in danger, we should leave!" Paul said, alarmed for himself and the others as well as for Stal-where could they go, if their very presence condemned everyone they met?
Stal waved his hands frantically at the four. "Na, na! Stay, please! It be a risk I gladly take, if you will answer my questions! I must know!"
"Well, all right," Paul said, glancing uncomfortably at the others. "Ask away."
But Stal wouldn't say another word until he had led the four down to the beach and out of sight of every part of his household. Then, too nervous to stand still, he paced back and forth across the sand, saying,
"Be it believed by many dat de Idris keep you from de people because you be too holy to talk to. But believe some de true reason be dat we should not see dat you don't practice de right rituals or talk of de right gods. Be dere rumors dat men from cross-Chasm don't offer bites of deir food to Komat, or t'row money into de sea to t'ank Waralee for safe passage, or keep janans, or even consult de Tairce." He stopped and faced the four. "Be dis true? You don't do dese t'ings?"
Ouch, thought Paul. The last thing he wanted to do was risk raising the man's spirits only to have them come crashing down later. Choosing his words with care, he said, "No, we don't. But that's just us. I mean, we certainly can't speak for everyone from cross-Chasm." That's the truest thing I've said all day. "It's a big place, and we only know about things in our tiny corner of it."
Stal nodded, pleased. He fingered his mustache. "De priests tell us dat all cross-Chasm be de favorites of de gods. Dey lied," he concluded triumphantly. But then his attitude faded into thoughfulness. "But spoke dey a small lie or a big one? What means it if some cross-Chasm do not worship de gods, but some do?" He began to pace again, looking at the sand.
"What would it mean to you if it turned out no one from cross-Chasm worshipped the gods?" asked John.
Stal stopped in his tracks, a fierce hope lighting his eyes. "It would mean de Idris lied and de Vasyn be a fake!"
"The what?" asked several voices.
"De Vasyn be de statue dat means de gods have returned to Ketafa. For nearly 500 years it was missing, an' while it was gone, de gods were kept away from Ketafa. But when began de Idris to conquer, gained dey de support of de people by showing dat dey had found de Vasyn and dat de gods were coming back. De people embraced de gods very quickly," Stal added gloomily.
"You think the, uh, Vasyn they have is fake, then," said John.
"I hope it be."
John nodded. "Because then the Idris would be exposed as the criminals they are and would get overthrown."
"Ayuh. But it would also mean dat Ketafa still be free from godly influence-dat we still have de sanity of men radder dan de insanity of de gods. I mean no disrespect to de gods," Stal said hastily, seeing the surprise and dismay on George's face. "Belong dey cross-Chasm. But Ketafa was meant to be free of deir taxes an' rituals an' punishments. Came my ancestors here to escape dose t'ings!"
George badly wanted to ask a question, but the hundreds roiling in his mind all tried to come out at once, and they jammed in his throat.
Now Stal's manner turned furtive, and his voice dropped to a whisper. "De only ones who dare oppose de Idris are de Raleka, de `Ten an' Two,' but it be death to join dem, an' even speaking de word `Raleka' earns a flogging and a hundred points of bad jan." He sighed. "I be not a Raleka, because dey would destroy de Idris by restoring de real Vasyn an' gaining de favor of de real gods. Den dey would be Idris, an' not'ing would change."
Just then a metallic chiming came from Stal's pocket, and he pulled out a copper pocket watch on a chain. A practiced movement of his finger, and the cover sprang open. "It be all up, bards-time for midmeal." Stal showed the watch to the four. "Will you honor my table?"
They didn't hear him; his voice had been drowned out by the chiming, his image replaced by the watch. Instead of twelve numbers spaced clockwise round the watch face, it had five spaced counterclockwise. The main face had two hands, one to mark the five numbers and one to mark twenty smaller divisions in each fifth. A smaller face set into the bottom of the larger face had a hand that pointed to four separate numbers. At that moment, all three hands pointed to their respective ones on the two faces.
Looking at that watch was like looking at a baby with three eyes. The thing was indescribably creepy, warped just enough to tantalize with its normality even as it taunted with its strangeness. Not even the dual moons had unsettled the four so profoundly. Oh, the moons were alien, but they were also untouchable, dreamlike, not quite fathomable. They played no part in everyday existence. Similarly, the elf and Stal's talk of Idris and gods were part of the totality of this world; they belonged here and did not disturb because they had no parallels on Earth.
But the mutant watch screamed to the four that the most fundamental rules of existence had changed, that absolutely nothing could be taken for granted. And along with this revelation came the fresh and hideous reminder that they were stranded-their loved ones, their friends, their world thoroughly inaccessible.
Stal held the watch out for the four to stare at for a few moments, respecting their interest. Then he pulled his hand back a little, obviously wanting to put the watch away though willing to let the four look at it longer if they wanted. However, no one protested, so he closed and pocketed the thing and repeated his offer of food. Still dazed, they nodded mechanically, so Stal led them back to the house. Conscious of their discomfort, he remained silent until they were about 50 feet from the front door. A gaggle of little brown heads appeared at the windows and door, peeping in fascination at the giants. A shrill female voice ordered them back to the table, but they stayed until a gray-clad arm started yanking them away.
The bald man's round face grew tender as he regarded his flock. To the four, softly: "Bards, I would not frighten my wife an' childs, so I will again tell dem dat you be from Ka Tenid. Say not'ing of what we spoke of on de beach. We can talk again later, after food and my chores. Ah--" He blushed. "I know I said you would play when Seopia sleeps, but play you before den as well? De children must sleep, an' if de music be at night dey'll be too excited to touch de dark."
"Sure," said Paul, snapping out of his nervous reverie at the thought of what this concert could mean to them. "We'd never shortchange kids." And behind his forced, friendly smile he thought with grim-jawed determination, The watch won't matter, the Idris won't matter, nothing will matter if I'm right and we play and get returned to Earth.
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