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Nikki - 04/26/00 14:24:47
My Email:???

Comments:
You bastard! Why did you take my hilarious comments out of here???? They were quite amusing. If you can take a joke that is. =)



bollenhaus - 10/20/99 21:28:16
My URL:http://whitehouse.com
My Email:bbollenb@energy.twc.com
Sex: yes please!
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: getting married

Comments:
Hey dude, I was bored as hell, so I decide to look at your page. You haven't updated it much in a year!



creativecindy - 09/20/99 18:49:24
My Email:can't remember
Sex: as much as possible
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: You don't want to know!

Comments:
What's the most wacked thing YOU'VE ever done? That is the question!



Bill Meskill - 06/21/99 23:32:42
My Email:bmeskill@ipa.net
Sex: Horney
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: Piss in bottle in convertable doing 70 mph. top down

Comments:
Your bro was here. Up date as soon as possible, goon.



Buzz - 12/15/98 23:30:18
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/~buzzsaw

Comments:
I command you, REWORK THIS WEBPAGE! ;)

BUUUURRRRPPPP!



10/25/98 12:13:49
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.



Buzz - 10/20/98 15:38:27
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: Shaved a farm llama.

Comments:
Hillary: Well, Chelsey, you've been at college for awhile, have you had sex yet?

Chelsey: (pause) Well, not what dad considers sex.



Duncan - 10/13/98 16:50:51
My Email:dsm185s@geocities.com
Sex: Male
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: Made moonshine...

Comments:
Okay, I've done some housekeeping in the journal. Basically the rule is this, if you say anything that's malicious, it won't be here very long. Every time I checked the journal, I thought of that, ahem, person Nikki and decided that those comments were nnapropriate. This is a personal home page and if you don't like what ya see, ya don't have to come back. We now return you to your regular scheduled programming.



Buzz - 10/08/98 14:10:58
My Email:viscontf@fleishman.com

Comments:


Happy Halloween!!!
Write me some email, Dunc!



Buzz - 09/11/98 14:38:57
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: ...stole Duncan kidneys.

Comments:
I got $40 a piece for them. You actually had 3 kidneys... very interesting.



Duncan - 09/10/98 14:42:11
Sex: Male
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: Went to Sleep...

Comments:
I had the craziest dream and had to write it down somewhere. Well, in my dream I was working at builders square (is this a sign of things to come?) and I was offloading some wood when I had a terrible pain in my lower back. It was off to the left side a d I could barely touch it. What was even weirder, I had a bandage on both sides of my back. I ended up going to the doctor to see what the pain was and a breif analysis with the doctors hands revealed that someone had removed my kidneys! Well needless o say I freaked out and went off the deep end. I had to be hooked up to a dialysis machine. But before that could happen I woke up. And immediately, I around my waist to make sure there were no bandages there and that my kidneys were still where they w re supposed to be. Kinda freaky...



Duncan - 09/08/98 20:45:25
Sex: Male
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: Got that postal job...

Comments:
Buzz, if Wal-Mart has their Christmas stuff out, it's not too early for me to get my Halloween stuff out. Wha ha ha ha ha.



Buzz - 09/08/98 14:08:11

Comments:
I like what you've done to the place... but don't you think it's a bit early for Halloween? Looks good tho.



JFingerlin - 08/24/98 21:18:02
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: Hiked across the Grand Canyon in 1 day.

Comments:
Duuuuddde! I didn't know you were a writer and visionary!



Buzz - 07/30/98 16:53:20
My Email:viscontf@fleishman.com
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: That thing I did for that Discovery Channel special.

Comments:
Duncan's Roommate

I once knew a guy,
who was no small fry,
yes, he lived near me on the same floor.

I asked him his name,
then he answered with shame,
"I'm Duncan, I've never a friend before."

So I said, "Hello, Duncan.
With who are ya bunkin?
I see someone else's stuff on the floor.

He said, "He's a freak,
and whenever he'd speak,
I'd get tired ('cause he was a bore)."

I figured it out then,
the room was a pigpen,
but Duncan was constantly cleanin'.

Till that day good ol' Duncan,
started using his grey pumpkin,
and figured out a way that he could get even.

He clipped his finger nails,
and he clipped his toe nails,
and he saved them, for that fateful night.

Then when his roommate was sleepin'
he started his sneakin'
And dumped the crap on him, alright!

When his roommate woke up,
it was then he spoke up,
"HEY DUNCAN, WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU DO?"

It was then that Duncan thought,
now that he had been caught,
he shoulda smeared the dude with some stinky poo.



Deneice Arterburn - 07/29/98 18:35:36
My Email:arterburn@mindspring.com
Sex: Female
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: Worked with you!!! :-)

Comments:
Email me sometime!



Keithmiester General - 07/18/98 02:30:50
My Email:you know already.com
Sex: In my dreams........
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: procrastinated masturbation

Comments:
The lowest form of rejection known to man..... When your hand falls asleep.



- 07/14/98 16:08:15
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/TimesSquare/6619

Comments:
There once was a man named Duncan, and people always said he was stunkin'. It all happened one day, the fifth day of May, he started showing everyone his pumpkin.



Wyvern - 07/10/98 14:59:28
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/area51/dimension/1422
My Email:wyvern@balista.com
Sex: Male
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: Dropped my pants on stage while not wearing underwear.

Comments:
Now that's WacKeD! Very funny. Nothing wrong with a little Kai's Power Goo!



Duncan - 06/29/98 19:17:29

Comments:
Changes Added. Ask and ye shall receive.



Buzz - 06/02/98 04:27:11

Comments:
Hey, why you stoppin' with the changes?! Make it worth while to stop by here every once in awhile, bitch!



Heather Richardson - 05/26/98 18:03:52
My Email:You know this, man.
Sex: If you're willing...
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Comments:
Neat, but you ought to spell check. You're so cute!



Duncan - 05/26/98 13:09:28
Sex: Male
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: Worked at a Toy Store

Comments:
Well, I am moved. Sorry for being away but alas I had to unpack and find my 'puter. But I found it and it's (they) are back up. So expect more additions, more changes, etc. I want to sincerely thank everyone for checking the site and I appreciate any uggestions for improvement.



Jesus - 04/29/98 15:10:45
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: That "water to wine" thing.

Comments:
Bless you, my child.

Victoria - 04/29/98 02:26:28
My Email:victoria-n@usa.net
Sex: Female
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: Met you!!

Comments:
To one pervert to another - YOU'RE REALLY WACKED!!

Hope Fryer - 04/28/98 21:26:47
My Email:hlfryer@boonslick.org
Sex: Farm Animal
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: one word: Duncan

Comments:
I'm hooked on wacked... must contact rehab counselor

Duncan Meskill - 04/22/98 11:42:25
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/athens/7560
My Email:dsm185s@geocities.com
Sex: MALE BayBee
Most WacKed thing you've ever done?: That's a hard question.

Comments:
Just testing to see if this works... I guess it does.

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