Name: Monkey Boy
Alias`s: Avenging Angel, Double ohhh Zero, Andy, Andrew, Cat wee Boy etc.
Age: 18
Race: Super Advanced Vacuum Cleaner from outer space/Super Hero
Origin: VanKhoover The planet Zanussi.
Powers: 2000 watt motor dual dust bags and the power to talk continuously for hours without anyone understanding what i`m saying
Known Relatives: Steven Buckley (evil twin brother..... all super heros have one!!!
Occupation: Rock Star/Vacuum Cleaner/super hero
Location: Erm.... liverpool or bristol
What i want to be when i grow up: Really rich or summat i guess/Astronaut/Rockstar.
Fav Sayings: So there!!!!, Sorry( said "SOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEE" really sarcastically),
Friends: Just one my side kick Mr Fishy who left me for a guy called Richard
Oh and according to my EX girlfriend (Hannah SHORT!!!!) i look like alan the drummer from shed 7
I`d just like to get it straight there is no resemblance and i most certainly don`t have writing on my Chest so there !!!
I`ve also been told i look like Ethan Hawke And all i have to say is yes i do.
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