Bosnia Tune
- As you pour yourself a scotch,
- crush a roach, or check your watch,
- as your hand adjusts your tie,
- people die.
- In the towns with funny names,
- hit by bullets, cought in flames,
- by and large not knowing why,
- people die.
- In small places you don't know
- of, yet big for having no
- chance to scream or say good-bye,
- people die.
- People die as you elect
- new apostles of neglect,
- self-restraint, etc. -- whereby
- people die.
- Too far off to practice love
- for thy neighbor/brother Slav,
- where your cherubds dread to fly,
- people die.
- While the statues disagree,
- Cain's version, history
- for its fuel tends to buy
- those who die.
- As you watch the athletes score,
- check your latest statement, or
- sing your child a lullaby,
- people die.
- Timee, whose sharp blood-thirsty quill
- parts the killed from those who kill,
- will pronounce the latter tribe
- as your tribe.
Date unknown, perhaps around 1995 because of Bosnian events. Written by Brodsky in English. -- S. W.
History of the Twentieth Century (A Roadshow)
- The Sun's in its orbit,
- yet I feel morbid.
- Act 1
- Prologue
- Ladies and gentlemen and the day!
- All ye made of sweet human clay!
- Let me tell you: you are o'kay.
- Our show is to start without much delay.
- So let me inform you right away:
- this is not a play but the end of the play
- that has been on for some eighty years.
- It received its boos and received its cheers.
- It won't last for long, one fears.
- Men and machines lie to rest or rust.
- Nothing arrives as quick as the Past.
- What we'll show you presently is the cast
- of characters who have ceased to act.
- Each of these lives has become a fact
- from which you presumably can subtract
- but to which you blissfully cannot add.
- The consequences of that could be bad
- for your looks or your blood.
- For they are the cause, you are the effect.
- because they lie flat, you are still erect.
- Citizens! Don't neglect
- history! History holds the clue
- to your taxes and to your flu,
- to what comes out of the blue.
- We'll show you battlefields, bedrooms, labs,
- sinking ships and escaping subs,
- cradles, weddings, divorces, slabs.
- Folks! The curtain's about to rise!
- What you'll see won't look like a Paradise.
- Still, the Past may moisten a pair of eyes,
- for its prices were lower than our sales,
- for it was ruining cities: not blood cells;
- for on the horizon it's not taut sails
- but the wind that fails.
- 1900. A quiet year, you bet.
- True: none of you is alive as yet.
- The '00' stands for the lack of you.
- Still, things are happening, quite a few.
- In China, the Boxers are smashing whites.
- In Russia, A.P.Chekhov writes.
- In Italy, Floria Tosca screams.
- Freud, in Vienna, interprets dreams.
- The Impressionists paint, Rodin still sculpts.
- In Africa, Boers grab the British scalps
- or vice versa (who cares, my dear?).
- And McKinley is re-elected here.
- There are four great empires, three good democracies.
- The rest of the world sports loin-cloths and moccasins,
- speaking both figuratively and literally.
- Upstaging "Umberto's" in Little Italy,
- in the big one Umberto the Ist's shot dead.
- (Not all that's written on walls is read).
- And marking the century's real turn,
- Friedrich Nietzsche dies, Louis Armstrong's born
- to refute the great Kraut's unholy
- "God is dead" with "Hello, Dolly."
- The man of the year, though, is an engineer.
- John Browning is his name.
- He's patented something. So let us hear
- about John's claim to fame.
- ( John Moses Browning )
- "I looked at the calendar, and I saw
- that there are a hundred years to go.
- That made me a little nervous
- for I thought of my neighbors.
- I've multiplied them one hundred times:
- it came to them being all over!
- So I went to my study that looks out on limes
- and invented this cute revolver!"
- 1901. A swell, modest time.
- A T-bone steak is about a dime.
- Queen Victoria dies; but then Australia
- repeats her silhouette and, inter alia,
- joins the Commonwealth. In the humid woods
- of Tahiti, Gauguin paints his swarthy nudes.
- In China, the Boxers take the rap.
- Max Planck in his lab (not on his lap
- yet) in studying radiation.
- Verdi dies too. But our proud nation,
- represented by Mrs.Disney, awards the world
- with a kid by the name of Walt
- who'll animate the screen. Off screen,
- the British launch their first submarine.
- But it's a cake-walk or a Strindberg play
- or Freud's "Psychopathology of Everyday
- Life" that really are not to be missed!
- And McKinley's shot dead by an anarchist.
- The man of the year is Signore Marconi.
- He is an Italian, a Roman.
- His name prophetically rhymes with "Sony":
- they have a few things in common.
- ( Guglieimo Marconi )
- "In a Catholic country where the sky is blue
- and clouds look like cherubs' vestiges,
- one daily receives through the air a few
- wordless but clear messages.
- Regular speech has its boring spoils:
- it leads to more speech, to violence,
- it looks like spaghetti, it also coils.
- That's why I've built the wireless!"
- 1902. Just another bland
- peaceful year. They dissect a gland
- and discover hormones. And a hormone
- once discovered is never gone.
- The Boer War (ten thousand dead) is over.
- Elsewhere, kind Europeans offer
- railroad chains to a noble savage.
- A stork leaves a bundle in a Persian cabbage
- patch, and the tag reads "Khomeini". Greeks, Serbs, Croats,
- and Bulgars are at each others' throats.
- Claude Monet paints bridges nevertheless.
- The population of the U.S.
- is approximately 76
- million: all of them having sex
- to affect our present rent.
- Plus Teddy Roosevelt's the President.
- The man of the year is Arthur Conan Doyle,
- a writer. The subjects of his great toil
- are a private dick and a paunchy doc;
- occasionally, a dog.
- ( Sir Arthur Conan Doyle )
- "Imagine the worst: your subconscious is
- as dull as your conscience. And you, a noble
- soul, grab a Luger and make Swiss cheese
- out of your skull. Better take my novel
- about the Hound of the Baskervilles!
- It'll save a handful of your brain cells
- and beef up your dreams. For it simply kills
- time and somebody else!"
- 1903. You may start to spy
- on the future. Old Europe's sky
- is a little dim. To increase its dimness,
- The Krupp Works in Essen erect their chimneys.
- (Thus the sense of Geld breeds the sense of guilt.)
- Still, more smoke comes from London, from a smoke-filled
- room where with guile and passion
- Bolsheviks curse Mensheviks in Russian.
- Speaking of Slavs: The Serbian King and Queen
- are done by local well-wishers in.
- Painters Whistler, Gauguin, Pissarro are gone.
- Panama rents us its Canal Zone.
- While bidding their maidens bye-bye and cheerio,
- the tommies sail off to grab Nigeria
- and turn it into a British colony:
- to date, a nation's greatest felony
- is if it's neither friend nor foe.
- My father is born. So is Evelyn Waugh.
- Man of the year, I am proud to say
- is two men. They are brothers. Together, they
- sport two heads, four legs and four hands-which brings
- us to their bird's four wings.
- ( The Wright Brothers )
- "We are Orville and Wilbur Wright.
- Our name simply rhymes with 'flight'!
- This may partially explain
- why we decided to build a plane.
- Oh there are no men in the skies, just wind!
- Cities look like newspaper print.
- Mountains glitter and rivers bend.
- But the ultimate plane'd rather bomb than land!"
- 1904. Things which were in store
- hit the counter. There is a war.
- Japan, ever so smiling, gnashes
- teeth and bites off what, in fact, in Russia's.
- Other than that, in Milan police
- crack local skulls. But more common is
- the touch of the new safety razor blade.
- The nuances of the White Slave Trade,
- Mount St.Victoire by Monsieur Cezanne
- and other trifles under the sun
- including popular French disgust
- with the Vatican, are discussed
- in every Partisan cafeteria.
- Radioactivity - still a theory -
- is stated by Rutherford (when a particle
- brings you a lordship we call it practical).
- And as the first Rolls Royce engines churn,
- Chekhov dies but Graham Greene is born,
- so is George Balanchine, to upgrade the stage,
- so too - though it's sin to disclose her age -
- is Miss Dietrich, to daunt the screen.
- And New York hears its subway's first horrid scream!
- The man of the year is a Hottentot.
- South-West Africa's where he dwells.
- In a German colony. And is being taught
- German. So he rebels.
- ( A Hottentot )
- "Germans to me are extremely white.
- They are white in broad daylight and what's more, at night.
- Plus if you try to win minds and hearts
- of locals, you don't call a black guy "schwarz" -
- "Schwarz" sounds shoddy and worse than "black".
- Change your language and then come back!
- Fly, my arrow, and hit a Hans
- to cure a Hans of his arrogance!"
- 1905. In the news: Japan.
- Which means that the century is upon
- us. Diminishing the lifespan
- of Russian dreadnoughts to naught, Japan
- tells urbi et orbi it's loathe to lurk
- in the wings of geography. In Petersburg
- those whose empty stomachs churn
- take to the streets. Yet they won't return
- home, for the Cossacks adore long streets.
- A salesman of the Singer sewing devices greets
- in Latvia the arrival of yet another
- daughter, who is to become my mother.
- In Spain, unaware of this clever ploy,
- Pablo Picasso depicts his "Boy
- With Pipe" in blue. While the shades of blonde,
- Swedes and Norwegians, dissolve their bond.
- And Norway goes independent; yet
- that's not enough to turn brunette.
- Speaking of things that sound rather queer,
- E is equated to MC square
- by Albert Einstein, and the Fauvists
- (Les Fauves is the French for unruly beasts)
- unleash Henri Matisse in Paris.
- "The Merry Widow" by Franz Lehar is
- the toast of the town. Plus Transvaal gets its
- constitution called by the natives "the pits".
- And Greta Garbo, La belle dame sans
- merci, is born. So are neon signs.
- The man of the year, our record tells,
- is neither Strindberg nor H.G.Wells,
- he is not Albert Schweitzer, not Oscar Wilde:
- his name is obscured by his own brain-child.
- ( Camouflage )
- "I am what gentleman wear in the field
- when they are afraid that they may be killed.
- I am called camouflage. Sporting me, each creature
- feels both safer and close to Nature.
- The green makes your simper's pupil sore.
- That's what forests and swamps are for.
- The planet itself wears me: the design
- is as French as it is divine."
- 1906. Time stands at ease.
- Having one letter in common with
- his subject, Freud adds to our bookshelf
- preparing the century for itself.
- On the whole, Europeans become much nicer
- to each other: in Africa. Still, the Kaiser
- when asked of the growth of his navy, lies.
- The Japs, for some reason, nationalize
- their railroads of whose existence none,
- save several spices, had known.
- Along the same, so to speak cast-iron
- lines, aping the rod of Aaron,
- the Simplon Tunnel opens to hit your sight
- with a smoking non-stop Vis-a-vis. Aside
- from that the civilized world condemns
- night shifts (in factories though) for dames.
- Prime ministers are leapfrogging in
- Russia, as though they've seen
- in a crystal ball that the future keeps
- no room for these kinds of leaps.
- The French Government warily says "pardon"
- to Captain Dreyfus, a Jew who's done
- ten years in the slimmer on the charge of treason.
- Still, this distinction between a prison