A PARTNER OFF THE DANCE FLOOR

Young 17 SFM seeks intelligent beautiful vivacious female. Female must enjoy swing dancing and have a fondness for staplers. Male seeks someone for long walks on the beach and a partner for all those occaisons when one wants to be alone. Like cold weather? Great! He spent time up in Finland and knows all of the mating sounds of the caribou and/or elk

 

COME PULL MY BRACES!

Young 15 SFM seeks female with rapier wit and a fondness for suspenders. Must enjoy shining shoes, and be able to percieve phrases "dripping with sarcasm". Must also be forgiving as tact is not one of his strong suits. However, he does look good in an ARMANI suit, when he's boogieing out on the dance floor. Send resume with all prior swinging experiences, and friends willing to vouch for your want to have a good time.

 

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