Welcome to Port Van Buren

"A Bustling Seaport Community Since 1789"

The western Maine mountains region consists of small New England Towns with rolling hills, picturesque working farms, sparkling lakes, fertile river valleys, and thick forests. Old traditions and nature's ancient beauty merge gracefully with high-tech industry, modern education, and contemporary comforts. The rugged history of the land lends itself to an independent spirit in its people.

Cocoa Dabloon Little Miss Port Van Buren 1997

Welcome to the Port Van Buren Web Information Center. We hope you will add a stop in Port Van Buren to your itinerary, so you too can enjoy our town's timeless New England charm.
A kiosk for the Port Van Buren Chamber of Commerce is located at the intersection of Routes 2 & 7 in Port Van Buren to serve the needs of travelers in passing through our area.
Port Van Buren's charm flows in the blood of its citizens. The colorful personalities and eccentricity of its citizens is sure to delight tourists, making your stay a memorable one.
There's always an able body around town, and if you can't find one the citizens of Port Van Buren are more than willing to dig one up for you.
Port Van Buren prides itself on its children. Thanks to our town's curfew, Port Van Buren's children have plenty of time to hone their mental abilities.

Port Van Buren also offers some beautiful seashore vistas and beaches. Located within a nature preserve, the plaintive calls of rare Scruffius Lycanthropis are one of its most distinctive features.

Town Founder Elijah Van Buren and the Big Cat, 1793.

Come to the Port Van Buren Country Fair Sample local cuisine, watch large animals pull heavy objects, and see the biggest pair of plums in the county! This years musical guests include local favorites, Candy Crank. While visiting be sure to sample some of Charlotte Dabloon's special Cheesecake. Nothing compares to it.

The Port Van Buren Chamber of Commerce takes no responsibility for any cadavers that are placed in the trunk of your car. Likewise, we take no responsibility for the effects of eating cinnamon doughnut holes procured from our local supermarket. We are sorry we cannot give a phone number for information, but we are usually fighting intergalactic ninjas, so therefore would be unable to take your call.

Have a nice night.