1. A thousand here, a thousand there, and soon we're talking real money!

2. The bucks stop here.

3. We knead your dough.

4. 'Cash' you later, alligator.

5. We're on the taxpayers' backs for greenbacks! (NOTE: This one was met with puzzled silence many times, so it was dropped soon after the program began.)

6. Hand over the money, Honey Bunny.

7. Dollars to doughnuts, we're nuts about your dough.

8. Well, there's always debtor's prison. (NOTE: This was also dropped almost immediatly, as it gave the mistaken impression that the IRS was a heartless, blood-sucking organization.)

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