25 THINGS EVERY PERSON IN LOVE SHOULD KNOW


      1. What excites you, and how to ask for it.
      2. How to improve their wardrobe without damaging their ego.
      3. When to press your point.
      4. When to let it drop.
      5. The difference between being truthful and spilling your guts
      6. What you can tease about, and what you can't.
      7. That no matter how much they complain about their parents, you shouldn't.
      8. How they like their coffee.
      9. How they lost their virginity (if they have).
      10. Where they have been all your life.
      11. Who they have been there with.
      12. How they really feel about parents, children and relatives.
      13. The name of their best friend, favorite dog, worst enemy, most favorite teacher etc.
      14. Who has done them wrong.
      15. How to avoid doing them wrong in exactly the same way.
      16. How to say "Forget it" and then really forget it.
      17. A few leading sports questions like "How about those Bears?" that preclude your having to pay any actual attention to sports.
      18. How to write a love letter.
      19. When they are lying, and when they are not.
      20. The difference between being compatible and being a doormat.
      21. One sexual trick you've done only with them.
      22. What you might change about them, such as the color of their socks, and what you probably won't, like everything else.
      23. Why they are the best thing that's ever happened to you.
      24. Why you're the best thing that's ever happened to them.
      25. What you want from your life, and whether or not they're a part of it.

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