Greetings. Welcome to Newton's 3 Laws for Dummies. This page is an exhaustive resource on Newton's 3 Laws. It is intended for all ranges of intellectual capacity. For those of you like Michael who are complete dumbasses or "intellectually challenged", a collection of easy illustrations and animated pictures are provided to help get a point across. Click the picture below, admire the stuff and give us 20. You know ya wanna.

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