Okay, people, do I really need an excuse to put Angela Lansbury's picture on my web page? No. That's all I have to say.

For those of you who weren't in my English class to hear about it, this is the deal with me and Liza Minelli. Besides just being creepy and obviously conceited, a while ago I read an article on her in "The Personals" in the San Francisco Chronicle. It said that she was at a restaurant one evening smoking a cigarette. A hard-working waitor goes over to her and asks her to put it out. The stupid bitch proceeds to humiliate him by blowing smoke in his face, refusing to put it out and threatening to have him fired.

This is Ed Beebout from channel 50 news in Santa Rosa. He sucks.

Ella Fitzgerald. Shame on whoever doesn't know who she is/was (she's dead now). She was a singer of jazz as well as popular music. The rest I'm not telling you. You have to look it up yourself.

This would be Janeane Garafalo. She ranks right up there with Dharma and Emma. She is a (very funny) stand-up comic. She was really good in the movie "The Truth About Cats and Dogs" as the radio vet Abby Barnes. Curse all of you non-Janeane Garafalo fans.

Minerva Mink.

From the movie "The Spitfire Grill". It stars Allison Eliot as Percy Talbot. I named my saxophone after Percy, and, if you noticed, I call myself CuzinPercy on the computer. Coincidenza?

Lucy too falls into the catagory of me not needing to justify her appearance on my page.

Noelle, you big jolly lesbian, this one's for you.

"I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountain. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg."

Just another picture to enjoy.

Richard Simmons kicks sooooo much ass, you just try to argue this one with me. He is always such a good, honest, positive person, I can't help but include a picture of him.

The essential Bob Marley picture

From the movie "The Princess Bride."

Andre the Giant as he appeared in "The Princess Bride."

Tom Lehrer is hella funny. Look up a web site yourself.