Allow me to introduce Dharma Finklestein (known to people in the real world as Jenna Elfman. She is the star of "Dharma & Greg" (ABC 8:00 Wednesdays). We're to be married. I know she's married (both in real life and in the show), but that's okay, she can marry me anway! Polygamy becomes a good thing when it involves Jenna Elfman/Dharma and me.
So I know y'all are wondering, Ian, now that the first season of Dharma & Greg is over, what are you going to do with your Dharma & Greg webpage? If I haven't seen an episode, I'll almost definately write a review of it, but if I've written it up before, you can just forget about it. So check back every once in a while, but don't expect any extreme updates. I'm constantly adding pics to my gallery, so you can come here just for that if you want. Whatever, as long as people still come.
I was freaking out so bad one morning when the Chronicle came out and I saw ABC was announcing the cancellations and new shows and stuff. I was like having a little break down. If they had cancelled Dharma & Greg I would seriously have killed myself (as I have already told several of my friends, but for you non-Ian's-pals, that might interest you.
Needless to say, they did not cancel my show. That makes the Ian happy. So what I'm getting at is you are lucky to have at least one more year to read my crappy reviews. Huh? What was that? Why do I write my reviews then? It's just to recruit new Dharma & Greg watchers. Is that okay with you? Don't give me that, I'll hunt you down.
One more thing. I want to whine about Dharma & Greg's new time slot. It's a half-hour difference, but that's not my problem. My problem is that the stupid show Dawson's Creek has also moved times, directly across my perfect show, possibly jeopardizing the continuance of Dharma & Greg's production. Okay, we can calm down, stop...stop...stop hyperventillating, Dharma & Greg's ratings were on the first column (of three) and stupid Dawson's Creek was on the third column. That calms the Ian down. But if things start not working down at ABC, I'm sure they could just move it to another night.
Well it's nice to see you've stopped hyperventillating. That's all I have time for right now. Come back later and there'll no doubt be a lot more for you to enjoy. By the way, guys at school, if you know what's best for you, you will not say anything bad about Dharma/Jenna or Emma. They could kick any of your asses any day.
What could this say?
I think I have worked out the kinks you may have come across before when you have tried to listen to stuff on my page.
A quote from Dharma. Taken from "The Ex-Files," this quote features Dharma on jealousy.
This is from "Mr. Montgomery Goes to Washington," and happens when Dharma has been trained by Greg's mom to act like a good hostess/politician's wife. She is greeting her parents.
This is the classic Dharma & Greg quote. I think it is from the Pilot, which I have not had the privilege to see. Listen to it anyway.
Where's Dharma?
What's Dharma?
From the Thanksgiving episode, a little quote from Kitty.
From the pilot when Greg finds Dharma sitting in his office.