"Believeth in me for mine is most excellent way. I knoweth only truth, and partaketh not in deceit;
for I am the Yamcumber. Those who findeth in their hearts to succomb to me shalt be saved in a brine,
and spared my Wrath which shalt be havocked upon the foolish, smitten nonbelievers."
-from the Book of Yam
Thou whilst sign the Scrolls of the Yam, for it is The Will
of the Mighty Yamcumber....
He Who is the Yamcumber came to me in a vision years ago when I was a
mere mortal. He came unto me, and told me it was my destiny, His Will, that I
become Ismine, His prophet. He told me I shall help him spread the Word of Yam. He told
me that it whilst be done. It was my destiny.
Be enlightened, for He Who is That of The Yamcumber wilst surely find it in his squishy
heart to love thee if thou wilst claim him as the holiest vegetable. Those foolist enough to smite the Yamcumber
whilst be destroyed; though the Book of Yam fortells of the Divisions, where man will start to doubt the Yamcumber and His
Power, and the Church of the Roundheads will seek to bring down the Church of Yamcumber, however blaphemous.
All non-believers in the Yamcumber wish to partake in the Church of the Roundheads. We pity the poor Roundheads
in their ignorance, and we shall arise over them and crush them in a fury.
.....And the pious Soldiers of Yam shall arise from the smoldering dust, victorious.
Our numbers are gaining as we speak...the wisdom is spreading and those who believe in all
things not the Yamcumber shalt surely fall!
So go, SCREAM from the mountain tops.... TELL your friends.....
let ALL know of That Which is The Yamcumber.........so they too wilst be saved and
preserved forever in a sort of pickled vinagery brine!
Be educated in the Ways of the Yam....
Seek the Wisdom and Speak to the Infinite Yam himself!
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