If you can read this, you have the "always use my colors" option on. Spoil sport.

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Congratulations, you have passed my second test. You realized that there actually is something on this page other than background color. Unfortunately, you failed the first examination. It is summer, but you are sitting here at this computer. Shame, shame shame. You realize of course, without the good luck brought upon you by catching a falling leaf before it is tainted by the ground, you do not stand a chance of passing this next part of the test. Too bad.

Now, onto the next section. Please take your time and fill in the answers to a few simple questions. Use no. 3 pencils only. Cheating is strictly prohibited.

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  • What color is your day?

  • What do your parents wedding rings look like?
  • What would you do if you became pregnant? (all genders must answer)
How many times have you succeeded at suicide? (mail me if you need a longer line to display your answer)
  • Check all of the following that are true:
  • I am a dragon.
  • I understand the true significance of no tea.
  • I have been diagnosed as a mathematics/computer science major.
  • I am a biology/theater major.
  • I believe that the author of this sight asks these questions to people met in person.
  • I know morse code.
    • Prove it.

    I do not know morse code.
    • Prove it.
  • I still have my browser's warning message when I try to submit information.

    Last but not least, please enter your e-mail address so that the results of your test may be sent to you.


    Now that I know everything I never needed to know about you, tell everybody else. Get your free home page at Geocities.

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