Did you ever get really bored and start doing random, pointless things to your computer? I do. One time in particular, I decided to do a little search....for the word 'the'. Here are my results.

The Great Search for The

* Infoseek

You searched for the

Sites 1 - 10 of 20,655,647

* Yahoo

All search keywords ignored. Please enter more keywords.

* Excite

Sorry, your search produced no results.

Please revise your search and try again.

* WebCrawler

No documents matching the.

* Lycos

You found 0 relevant documents about:

Note: the following stop words in your query were ignored: the

Search Failed

Lycos found no documents matching your query. Perhaps you should try a prefix of the word (at least 3 characters), or try other words.

* AltaVista

Ignored: the: 499812322

No documents match the query.

* HotBot

Sorry-- your search yielded no results.
You might want to revise your search query and try again...

* Open Text Index

Your search would have resulted in exactly 57,928,933 matches on the Open Text Index.
Please refine your search.

* NlightN Universe of Information

"THE" in the NlightN Universe of Information:

28935517 authoritative entries in proprietary Databases.
9858 articles in the News.
109483 titles at the Book Store.
WEB Pages in the Internet Index

* Bigfoot

I am extremely pleased your search
was successful... may I leave now?
Lamarr S. Green - marsie@bigfoot.com

* LookSmart

Browse to subcategory:

Issues & Society
530

Entertainment & Leisure
2284

Home & Family
136

Shopping & Services
297

Education & Reference
1068

Health & Fitness
113

Business & Work
59

Travel & Vacations
153

Sports & Recreation
27

Computers & the Internet
51