LT Ryland, if you're still looking for the missing teletype machine from Radio Central, you'll find it in Sasebo harbor (now for the rest of the story) We were on our way to Sasebo for R&R and I was having troubles keeping the teletype machines running. Lt Ryland got mad and told me, that he wasn't going to give me my liberty card unitl I got all the teletype machines fixed and running. I stayed up late at nights working on the machines, five if I recall, I would take them complety apart and up them back together again.
They say a teletype has 14 thousand parts, the next couple of days, I would know all of them. I got four of the machines working fine, but this one machine, we were Sasebo now for two days and I was still working on this one machine. Take it apart, put back together again, take it apart, put it back together agin. To end the story, remember what I told Ryland at the begining. The next morning, I told Ryland all the machines were fixed and running. He gave me my liberty card and I was off and running. (Webmasters Note: It is my official legal opinion tht the statute of limitations has run.)
LT Ryland and I never saw eye to eye on most things. Your right
about his coffee cups and saucer's. He would come in Radio Central to read the message boards and message traffic. During his stay, he would drink four to five cups of coffee and when he departed, would leave all his cups and saucers. This happen almost every night.
Frank and I had an idea, (mostly Frank) we saved a empty teletype
paper box and hind it in the back out of sight. When Ryland would
leave radio central, we deposit his cups and saucers in the box.
When the box was full to the top, who ever had the mid watch had
the duty of cleaning them, the fastest way was to throw them over
the port side. He would send me down to the wardroom to get his
coffee cup and saucer, always two cubes of sugar, stir two times
to the left and two times two the right. If he could have only seen how I got his coffee.
(Webmaster's Note: Watch this space for more libel and slander directed at poor LT Ryland. Actually I found him to be a pretty good egg, despite his habit of calling some of the less "gifted" deck apes "Dummmyyyyyy" when they'd screw up. He taught me a good bit of seamanship in his weaker moments.)