OOpeyemi AAmos AAjani
A.K.A . OPSY
AJASCO, FAMOUS AAMOS
Welcome...Welcome
to city of Famous AAmos, the one and only Famous AAmos to exist, still
existing, and to continue existing. As appeared and cleared above;
I have so many nick-names but all with reference to that unique person
(My Self).
Just for
your knowledge and as you can see, this my small city on the net
is one of the places you can go on the net to fill your stomach with funny
crazy stuffs and bust out with all your white teeth (brown teeth; for those
that lack the whitening tools) falling out from laughing.
I am Opeyemi
"Amos" Ajani, Currently a student, majoring in "Accounting"
a program and the best of the best programs offered in the College
of Business at Michigan State University.
Opeyemi
as obvious, is a product of
the Giant of Africa, grew up in the the largest city
(Ibadan). Amos attended uncountable elementary schools (based
on parents uncountable transfers from one station to another, one country
to another). I attended Methodist
Grammar School, Bodija, Ibadan. Last but not the mini of all; I attended
Federal Polytechnic Offa, Kwara state for O.N.D in Business Administration
(incomplete based on the trip to ).
I am willing to do my Masters in Information System and Eventually, go
to law school for Corporate and International Law.
My
High School
My
Resume
Pictures
Jokes
in Mother's Land Language
College
OrganZ
I T Jobs
Job Search
Work Exchange
OooPppEeeYyyEeeMmmIii
Omo Jesu, Ni Agbo
Ile "Celestial Church Of Christ"
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My
Hobbies
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I love
taking pictures (i.e. being a photographer) so much that I later figure
out that I am always missing in all my family pictures in the family album,
now my affinity for camera is way minimum "A full at this stage will be
a full forever if one don't minimize it now" you know what am saying?
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I love
car racing too but not on the major road. Love driving, like people as
a whole but love all the beautiful Females and hate all the awesome Males
for every reasons you can think of....thank you...you get my message.
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I love
to dream too but not like those of you whose only dream experience is "wett-ddream"
and not like those of you that never have a "wett-ddream" either. I am
always day-dreaming.
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A biggy
of all is that I like ,
I eat banana like a monkey, and "lanko (guiness stout) na ko gbe
yin". I am also one of the mistakenly burn in a soccer word but never
become a professional player. My school mates just like to take off
my ankle in every single game, every single day on the field then I rest
dreaming about proff-league but later start to play a raw Naija style,
after getting out of my shortage in height which took me couple of years
of eating one, just, and only one "Tall-Stone" with the name "EWA" meaning
Beans. In the morning: it is me and my beans (emi kan ,ewa mi kan
ni), afternoon: the same mo "Sh...ot" (my beans), @night;
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same....same...protein...but
all resulted in my average height now, "can you imaging what I will look
like without those days of the bbbbeans". Anyway , today when Amos
plays, you better don't try to dribble Amos otherwise your ankle will be
"off its creep"...Hello...Thank you.
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I like
to help people carry on, when you are down; all you need to do is call
my number and your problem can be complicated with my humorous fund. For
example, Say you did terribly well or you excellently flunked your classes
in a fall semester, and you call me, one of the advice we can suggest to
you for making it in the next semester will be:
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1) Find yourself a well paying job, start drinking beer while
saving water.
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2) Find yourself a nice "babie"..pono-girl..should be considered .
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3) To prepare for a test; sit on a carpet, have her naked, sitting on the
couch, resting your head on her V (that one and only hole site; SeXologist
claimed that people's memory works very retarded with their head around
the V), after a while, switch the first set-up and have her change her
career to Sitting on that digger;
from here on U are on your own "independent".
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Welll...welll...that's
a bad joke but remember we are trying to complicate your palaver,
and it works for those adults who knows what it led them to = 18 years
liability i.e. till the child turns eighteen. Not for you children or teenagers
out there; STAY OUT OF THIS BUSINESS AND STUDY ....Okayyyy....am I clear
to you?
Thank You..Amos
© 1997 ajaniope@pilot.msu.edu
Last updated Dec 24, 1997.